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Post by spuffycrusade83 on Jul 21, 2007 8:04:35 GMT -5
And so do I another voice added. They all turned around to find Willow dressed in body hugging leather walking towards them, fangs still in a man's neck.
They told me you would be coming said Buffy softly.
Willow: Yup. And it was so much fun.............!
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Post by spuffycrusade83 on Jul 21, 2007 8:09:14 GMT -5
The beast within Angel roared and wanted to be unleashed. Wanted to wreak havoc upon the world. And wanted to hurt his proposterous childe. But he couldn't. He had to remind himself of the soul. And what would happen if he did..............
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Post by spuffycrusade83 on Jul 21, 2007 8:13:24 GMT -5
Buffy's eyes glistened in the dark as she swept over the new slayer.
Buffy: So. This is the newest white hat..............?
Cassie's mind swivelled, tyring to pin all of this down.
Cassie: O.k., I don't know who you think you are but..................
Buffy laughed. God, the slayer's trying to be colorful in her stupid nasal accent. Funny funny...........
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Post by spuffycrusade83 on Jul 21, 2007 8:16:32 GMT -5
Buffy: The real name's Buffy Summers. I'm sure you've heard already.
But but I thought she's dead...............
Buffy: So you were told................
Angel: Why are you in Dru's body?
Buffy: Magic, hellmouth, oh I don't know...............
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Post by spuffycrusade83 on Jul 21, 2007 8:43:25 GMT -5
Giles: Hello Ethan...............
His face was ashen and white.
Ethan (smirk): Hello Ripper.
Giles (mad): Tell me how to break the spell................
Ethan: The hell I will!
Giles hauled him up and threw him to the other side of the room.
Giles: Now, you will tell me everything..................
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Post by spuffycrusade83 on Jul 21, 2007 8:48:29 GMT -5
Willow: Bored now, gonna go play with Cordelia..............
Buffy: Wait, let me go with you. I have a bone to pick with Xander Harris....................
Spike: Give that whelp a good beating for me would ya luv..............?
Buffy: I'll burn him alive................
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Post by spuffycrusade83 on Jul 21, 2007 8:53:31 GMT -5
After 4 punches, ten kicks, and 6 slaps you'd think he'd spill the beans.
Giles: Well................... How do I stop the spell?
Ethan (cough): The statue. (cough) Break the statue.................!
Giles gave him one more look of disgust before picking up the statue and lifting it over his head.
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Post by spuffycrusade83 on Jul 21, 2007 8:57:51 GMT -5
'Curse you Ripper!'
Giles growled and obliterated the thing. Into microscopic pieces..................
Giles: Get out of here Ethan! If you come back, I will find out about it. And you won't be so lucky this time.............
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Post by spuffycrusade83 on Jul 21, 2007 9:05:00 GMT -5
Vamp Willow straddled her and lit up a match.
Willow: While Buffy plays with Xander, I get to play with you................
But don't worry. I promise not to hurt you. Much................ (sarcastic)
And she held up a long pointy steak knife, gliding over the pointy parts.
Willow: Time to begin our first lesson..............
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Post by spuffycrusade83 on Jul 21, 2007 9:11:40 GMT -5
Buffy slowly advanced on Xander, game face to the forefront.
Buffy: Do you remember when we first met Xander? When you crushed on me like some drooling idiot................?
Xander: Get away from me Drusilla!
Buffy threw her head back and laughed. A long and crazy laugh.
Buffy: I'm not Drusilla dummy!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by spuffycrusade83 on Jul 21, 2007 9:16:10 GMT -5
And then she grabbed him, pinning him to the wall.
You don't even recognize Buffy Summers................? Xander. I am soooo ashamed.
He looked into her eyes and gasped.
Xander: B Buffy....................?
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Post by spuffycrusade83 on Jul 21, 2007 9:18:10 GMT -5
She giggled when he screamed. And then she attacked his arteries, draining him dry.
'Have a nice life in hell.................'
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Post by spuffycrusade83 on Jul 21, 2007 9:22:39 GMT -5
The children were returned to their parents, crying about monsters and big ugly creatures.
Amongst all the crying and yelling, Snyder stood in the center. The parents were demanding explanations.
Snyder: Cassie Graves, report to my office immediately!
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Post by spuffycrusade83 on Jul 21, 2007 11:30:05 GMT -5
Giles had been in a state of shock when Vamp Willow came in. He thought that the spell was broken............
Giles: Good LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Willow: You forgot something Giles. Once a vampire has fed, there's no coming back...............
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Post by spuffycrusade83 on Jul 21, 2007 11:37:52 GMT -5
Spike: Did my pet have fun.....................?
Buffy: Loads. You should have seen his puny face.
He just picked her up and drew her in for a breathless kiss.
Spike: It's so bleeding different. I'm used to Dru carrying on and on about some stars and pixies. But bloody hell, you're doing something to me. Making me feel something besides the killing. Making me feel human emotions. Not even Dru could do that. So what's the secret? How did you make William the Bloody actually feel..............?
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