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[Effulgent]

wow! they're very good! great work! (and AJ is mine by the way ) and I like the banner and icons for your fic too

[JamesMFan]

No, Angelina is mine. We had a civil partnership ceremony just the other day.

I know it's so pretty. I like having banners for my fics.

[Effulgent]

I'll make a couple sometime if you want I don't have photoshop at the moment though.

me and angie were married years ago! and we haven't divorced... your not going to start this up again are you jmf? you know shes mine!

[JamesMFan]

She wants me more!

Yes make me lots of fic goodies!

[Effulgent]

yes thats why shes at my house everynight (ohhh burrrn baby burn!, disco inferno burn baby burn)

I will

[JamesMFan]

but she always comes back to me to come.

Yay.

[Effulgent]

you said "always"

while calling out my name you mean

[JamesMFan]

yeah as in "need-a...more of you, Carly."

[Effulgent]

I think that must be another Angelina Jolie (probably her body double, yeah body doubles are named after the actors they... double)

since the real famous hollywood actress who is currently "dateing" (if you call sneaking out of the house to see me) brad pitt Angelina Jolie knows how to pronounce my name properly

[JamesMFan]

Yes, but she doesn't in the heat of passion.

A body double would be nice...

[Effulgent]

really? she always does with me... EVERYTIME I hear my name being called out loud properly quite a few times a day

she told me once she said "Nida, I would never run off with someone called Carly, since I don't like Carlys, my real name is Boob twat don't tell anyone okay? anyway, in the heat of passion I always pronounce your name right or I think about you, if someone says that they did it with me and said that I pronounced your name wrong, they probably did it with my body double, people mix us up all the time, me and you forever!" those were her exact words

[JamesMFan]

Wow. That's odd cos she said to me "Carly, my sweetie lovey cuddlekins, I love you with all my heart. If you hear of some girl named Nida who says we have been married for years, she's just confused. She's really seeing my body double who doesn't even know how to pronounce her name and is so ashamed that she tells the poor girl she is actually me. Now kiss me, Carly!"

[Effulgent]

yep thats her body double.

I even called Jon Voight, which Angie wasn't happy about, and he said "boob twat? you there booby?" and she said "what?" and he said "yeah thats her, thats my little boobykins"

and Angelina Jolie herself (right in frount of her dad) said "theres this girl called Carly, uggh carlys! anyway my body double is going out with her, but carly thinks that my body double is actually me! haha i know! well if she finds out about the body double she'll meet you and pretend that your angelina which is me the real sexy devoted to nida Angelina is a body double, which I'm not right daddy? " and he replied with "right boob" and she checked her right book for some reason then she said "so Just remember that Carly, whos actually going out with my body double, is lying, you and me are forever! thats the whole point!!!!! I will eternally be devoted to you, I love you so much!" and then she sang everything I do, I do it for you, and me and Jon sat together nodding our heads along.

[JamesMFan]

The very fact that your Angelina talks to her dad proves to me that it is she who is the fake! My Angie is real.

[Effulgent]

I told you she wasn't happy about it! but she was prepared to talk to him to prove that she was the real angie!, she didn't even know I invited him! but she said "I don't like this Nida, my one true love, but I'll talk to him for about 5 minutes to prove that I am infact the real Angelina Jolie" she was very angry but she quickly got over it after 10 minutes rowr

my Angelina the real Angelina even went on tv said "yes oprah, I am the real Angelina Jolie, and this girl Nida, is my lover!"