The Official ''oh Bollocks'' thread .

[z]

I remember having a pair that caused bleeding for weeks and thinking 'even if you last two happy years , i'll never be able to fully forgive the agony youvve caused me' , i maintained the grudge .

eek , did you discover it when peeling off a sock ?

[JamesMFan]

Well I knew something bad was going on because my foot was killing me. Stupid boots. I had to walk miles home as well.

Then I took of my boot and my sock and there it was, all folded up and still attatched with a bare bit of bloody raw skin underneath. I had to yank the skin back up and then I stuck a massic plaster over it and wore two socks on one foot. And hobbled. It didn't heal for months and eventually the skin came off anyway.

Oh the horror.

[z]

yeah id never have gone for just ripping the loose bits off , id have tried to refuse it too, with my worst shoe nightmares id fold up a sock and wear it wrapped round the heal and held in place with a normally worn sock over it .

[JamesMFan]

When I got a blister on the bottom of my feet I used a bit of bra padding as a cushion then put a sock over it.

Good old padding.

[z]

There was a thing on ages ago (befoe the hanks film) with Joanna Lumley living on a castaway style island with just a filmcrew and she made shoes out of her bra to walk on the rocks , it was pretty impressive .

[JamesMFan]

I saw that. If that was my only bra I would rather get mashed up feet

[z]

you could just sit in the cave shoeless and snarl at the camera ''at times like these you demand the crew gives you food or terminate filming !! ''

[JamesMFan]

I'd snarl "I demand a second bra with which to make fashionable shoes from!"

I saw her in something more recently where she went to the rainforest to look at orangutans or something and she had a baaaaaad case of humidity afro.

[z]

theyd just offer you hoes and youd bark back ' this is supposed to be a solitary survival show you idiots ! now reheat my microwave macaroni!!!'

she suffered similarly on that island its a great condition to watch others sufffer , though not to suffer

[JamesMFan]

Oh bollocks, I can't draw Michael Vartan

[z]

i think ive got a cold on the way, bah

[Effulgent]

I bollocks I forgot to check to see if I'm off tomorrow, but its may day holiday so I probably am.

but colleges can be evil sometimes.

[JamesMFan]

You bollocks what?

[z]

you should go in anyway show some dedication

[Effulgent]

my name is bollocks, I was saying declearing something, you know like "I Thomas take you jake to be my loving wife"

I will!