The Official ''oh Bollocks'' thread .

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E8 took on the might of E9 today in a football match that will never be fforgotten we were stuffed 6-0 and i fear i'll never walk again with all these aches

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im reading training tips and tactical secrets we cant let this occur again!

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Luis Figo was in Hackney this week and i wasnt warned i only found out when it was front page of the local Rag im so annoyed

[JamesMFan]

It's too effing cold!

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I know it's freezing! I'm used to the cold, BUT IT'S FREEZING.

The Figmonster? in ol'hackney town, poor you (is he a member of the libertines? - I joke everyone knows Figo, he's the kanye west of North east london )

Oh Balls, I have no money.

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the finest portuguese footballer to ever play the game!

ive become a workhorse

[JamesMFan]

People confuse me!

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I used to work as a part time work monkey, back in the old days, when monkeys were allowed to work.

People are confusing in general, not like monkeys, they don't confuse, they amuse.

Oh Balls, I think I'll getting the flu, oh well, it's the weekend so HOORAY!

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they need to get proper street performer licences

i was looking for bonjella last week with no luck and today i was rooting around in my coat pocket for a pen and i got a horrendous surprise a handfull of bonjella the top was somehow off i was mortified then relieved that it was bonjella
(this post was sponsored by bonjella original and bonjella cool )

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Mar 16, 2008 14:05:32 GMT -5 z said:

E8 took on the might of E9 today in a football match that will never be fforgotten we were stuffed 6-0 and i fear i'll never walk again with all these aches

at the third time of asking we triumphhed 2-1 though i believe ive broken my ankle and several ribs

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the ankles healed but this rib thing is the most diabolical pain ive ever known apparently it lasts for 4 weeks too

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it lasted every second of those 4 weeks
now my big toe and long toe are digging into each other too much and my big toes going red

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Andy Hallets dead i wish this site was stuck back with that layout of his that lasted a million years

[ScoobyGroupie]

It would just bring back more tears...
GROUP HUG!!!
Numfar... do the dance of mourning.

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gawd its still sad

i wish to slag off slayerfest for being so ace and addicting me to the internet thus ruining my life numerous times thanks