Lost (uk :P )

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I know! I remembered him! but I didn't know his first name.

Jack's wife and the guy Ana-luccia thought was a other but wasn't and ended up getting killed by one were in a show I used to watch called Ed, but I don't know their real names.

and that doctor in the mental institute, I've seen him in stuff before, but I don't know his name.

but I am loving the guest stars

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN libby! (that's here name right?) yes Hurley you do know her from some where! yeaaaaaah!

I hope Dave pops up a few times, cracks jokes and Hurley starts laughing and everyone stares at him, it would be fantastic!

BUT THIS REALLY SCREWED WITH MY MIND! it was just like the buffy episode "normal again" I thought "so it's in his mind? wtf! what if it is! ohh noo!" it probably is real!

The Hurley/Sawyer fight scene was epic!

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i used to love Ed , the show ! not the man

yeah libby was there it would be good if Hurley could liv e with Jack there without it plaguing him

yeah it was Normal Againish he should have jumped

Hurley batterred him

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hey ed was great too! I loved mike though he was great though (was mike his name? I don't know) the dares they had were great

yeah Jack would probably ask ana to create a army to help with Hurleys mentoooooou heawwwwf as Lilly Allen would say.

that would have been great! and Jin would have shouted "ohhhh theres a boat to come rescue us!!!!!!" and Sun would say "Nooooooooo that's hurley shirt" and Sawyer would say " he's over there beside that rock, waaaaait Jin! YOU know english jin man? come open a kwiki mart you rastifarian you!" and Jack would jump into the water shouting "I'll save you boooooat! I'll save you" it would be great.

Joking, fat clothes jokes are not funny, I'z just self hatin, because I myself am a extra large pair of boxer shorts.

Hurley owns everyone on that island!, it was great seeing Sawyer after it haha he got beat down goooooood.

I'm glad hurley has found someone that scene was so sweet SHE LOVES YOU OR HAS FEELINGS THAT AREN'T LOVE FOR YOU YEAH YEAH YEAH.

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i cant remember the names i loved those two foolish lads who worked at the bowling alley and the lad with the crush on his teacher (Jacks wife )

i HOPE jINS DADTURNS UP IN HIS LITTLE FISHING BOAT , BUT CANT RESCUE THEM , JUST STAYS WITH THEM

you better hope Hurkley doesnt wear you shortysy

I wonder if she just knows abaout his wealth

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ohh they were ok, I did like the one that thought he was cool remember the episode with something winslow? the guy from the police academy movies and docter emerett brown from back to the future that was great!

that would be fantastic! I personally hope that ed stevens from ed ends up on the island not the guy who played him but the actual character, that would be fantastic noooooooo THE GUY FROM THE BOWLING ALLEY! that would be more fantastic!

I hope he doesn't that would be horrible!

maybe! maybe when she got relased she spyed on him and found out about it!

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i dont remember that ep michael winslow i think he's called

im still waiting for the stephen Fry cameo

you better get a taylor to turn you into a hat just to be safe

i wouldnt put it past her

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ohh yeah I knew it started with a m, I thought it might be malnutrition winslow

yes! when will the lost writers listen to the fans demands and have Stephen fry guest star as a timelord in trunks wearing a ring around his belly looking for trindad? wheeeeeeen?

I hope so! maybe I could go on Stephen fry's head! ohhh to be a hat on that brain!

she's a sneeky sweet one she is!

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thats his brothers name , its an easy mix up

he'll have flippers and a snorkle casually hanging off his head tooo

it would be good hearing it whir around coming up with witty remarks

or maybe theres a lost style twist

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I know! my next guess was maude but we all know that's his nick name

ohh yeah I forgot about that! he would! don't forget the winking! never forget the winking!

yeah it would, I'd be so confused though those big huge words! "Scientology my dear anthropoligist watsonist!" I'm just a lonely stable boy from tottenham sir!

MAYBEEEEE maybe she's the head other

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i thought he was myrtle ?

id forgotten it

totttenham wretch !

maybe she has anOTHER head

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that came from the anti-winslow group, they hate him so much they call him myrtle and tangerine! it's maude for lyfe!

surely you haven't forgotten about the winking! remember?

Time Lord Santa: you *Wink* know *wink* where *wink* trindad is *wink* *wink*
Servent for a medevil king: owwwww I say! *Slaps him* I shall tell my master about this I wiwllll! after I cook a pig with an apple in its mouth and call a jester!!!! owww I say!
Time Lord Santa: Trinidadddddddddddd where are you *wink*

I lost my fanfic that I wrote with him when my pc broke all 2 chapters of it! I was hoping to post it and then say "how it ends? yooooou decide!" because I couldn't be bothered writing anymore!

ohhhwwwwwwwwww I say!!! your just a hackney traffic warden you are!

maybe her hair WAS a diffrent colour in the flashback! maybe she really looks like billy crystal

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they say his noises are rubbish too

oh its all come back to me now
cn you be bothered rewriting the first two chapters ?

thats a step too far !

your billy crystal fixation needs to be addressed

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THEY HAVE NO TASTE IN NOISES!!!

good! your short memory will be the end of you I swear! you'll go on mastermind and he'll say "what is the second name of the brothers in oasis?" and you'll say "Gal...............ahhhhhhh internal organs!" and loose it!

ohhh the old ones were my best work! DRUNKNESS, OFFICE GOSSIP!!!! EVIL STARES!!! ALL IN A ELF WORKPLACE IN SANTAS PAD! ohh r.i.p fic!

a part time travel agent?

you don't mind my danny devito fixation then?

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i was so impressed by them when i saw the first film

i'll win the specialist subject round but be exposed as a fool after that

maybe if you try and recreate the old magic new magic wll appear

thats slightly better i could read brochures all day longingly

its brilliant i was worrying that billy might be diluting the danny devito dedication thats all

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Never! I'll love them both equally!

the old magic? I don't think it will

anyway, in otherrrrrrr words I love you! as that swinging non indie hipster said.

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