HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ...to you.

[JamesMFan]

OMG LIEK SLAYERFEST ROAD TRIP TO 'MERICA! We can get es to drive us over the ocean, right?

[Effulgent]

LIEK DUDE TOTALLY! IT'LL BE LIEK FANTASTIC! we could like tell eachother ghost stories and get stalked by a creature/serial killer that attacks you if you play a Bjork tune.

Elizabeth saunders? sure! if she's not all "my sister Jennifer is more popular than me! she dresses up like jodie foster!" but I'm sure we could get ernoldsame instead, he does look like a woman and HAS A DRIVING/DRIVING DIVING license! hooray!

amerrrica here weeeee come!, what a fantastic birthday present! serial killers AND bjork

[z]

i give my wholehearted support to this venture murder and evil locals wont stop us

[JamesMFan]

especially not when SA brings her trusty shotgun 'Betsy' along for the ride

[z]

id heard rumour of this betsy but never believed it to truly exist this would be the film of all time

[JamesMFan]

it'd be great, there'd be the Asian Danny Devito, the Hackney cockney sparrow and...me.

[z]

thats how theyd say it in the adverts ''The Asian Danny Devito !! the Hackney cockney sparrow !!! '' youd get the ''and introducing ... '' bit

[JamesMFan]

I'm imagining it to be somewhat akin to the Enrique Inglesisaasas video "Hero", only without the Jennifer Love Hewitt smooching.

[z]

yeah backseat full of loot would be a good start but not wooly hats in such a climate or that end
i can see lots of paranoia and betsy being snatched and pointed at each other every so often prison break style

[JamesMFan]

Yeah no beanies for us. Can you imagine the hat hair?!

I'd be the one in the backseat with the loot and my packs of Diet Coke saying "Calm down, amigos. Be coooool." as you two bicker.

[z]

and the remarkable sweaty eyes

you could talk us through border checks with that attitude

[JamesMFan]

when we get to borders we'd just all have to assume American accents. Southern ones, like T-Bag?

[Effulgent]

no one can stop the brits! we have bad teeth on our side

Young betsy doesn't get out much, she's opressed and her boyfriend the knife presses her oprs!

those damn locals! anyone who has teeth is a outsider to them! and as soon as you go into the cafe to ask for help because of the evil serial killer (the good ones get a bad name!)! noooo one helps you and they just give you the evil "let the killer get you" look and then you find out that they're all human eating mutants! the luck eh?

we'll say a couple of "Y'alls" and listen to dolly parton and we'll be fine.... or will we


we'll find out in, Peru Mall mutant brothers 2 : The Begginings of the killers on a half shell, mutant power

[z]

i'll adopt a full t-bag persona with blonde hair and a limp hand

the locals will direct you directly into his trap

we'd have to see the real peru too , not just the mall

[Effulgent]

I'll adopt the lemonade style and be tall and full of ice and be a little sour but be sweet at the same time.

well I'll be the smart yet attractive lemony one, they'll pick the grey haired one of us who decided to hop in our car when we left britain and we thought he was the grandpa of one of the passangers but at the end we would find out he was there to protect us and was played by Donald sutherland and the camp killer would say "I'm freeeee!" "and here to kill you!"

yeah because of the nosey and adventurous hackney sparrow, who would say "lets go to peru" "lets go to the toilets" "lets go to this house that says killers house bodies within on it!"