Doctor Who Thread - Pt.2

[z]

that might take away the artiness but add arseyness

you can never be disproved now

b>f.......d

the dress could get smellier and dirtier with each ep

i think in the pic hes pretending he didnt mess things up with Martha ad that its her on his back

oooh felicity kendalll

[Effulgent]

Haven't you read Einstein's theory of arseitivity? arses make everything better and stay the same when put in a vacuum cleaner! its all very simple! basically, Arses can be artsy sometimes according to some arseists, and you should show them off if you have a nice one, especially in pictures, Alberts words not mine!, Einstein loved arses!

I personally think that all those Arseists talk out of their bottoms!

In conclusion Freema has a nice bottom

mwahaha! I know!

Billy Mitchell > Fred Elliot? why I never!

and Martha would come back and see the doctors hair and Donna's dirty wedding dress and tut and say "oh Doctor, you've been a mess without me!..... and so has your companion" it would be great! I wonder if Marffffaaa and Donna will get on, It'll probably be like Sarah Jane/Rose at first, then they'll bond and decide to gang up on the doctor, hooraaaaay.

Yeah hes got the "yo yo am a bad ass and this is mah marfa yoooooo" pose that he did with Martha a lot (and that he did with that girl who came before her once, but mainly he did it with Martha, series 3 was badass yo yo) I'm sure he looks like such a mess because Martha isn't there and thats why hes ditched his blue suit and went for his old dull coloured one, mourning Martha thats it! Martha would brush his hair and dress him up, and now shes not there! hes a mess without her and having Donna punch him every 2 seconds isn't helping at all I do hope Donna brushes his hair or forces him to, I expect Donna to torture him, and give him a piece of her mind, I'm looking forward to it


She's no Kylie!

[z]

he stole those theories from me and arsed them off as his own !

i bet marfdon will be a pally ship and annoy the doc with annoying teasing of him

i imagine she will be very bossy with him and mock his rotteness with Martha then he'll try it on with Marth but she'll say ''nah ive moved on ''

maybe in the christmas special theyll have a face off or an arse off

[Effulgent]

Yes, its well known in the underground Arse scene, that you're number one in the field of arsyness! you sir are a master arseist!

Pally slash lesbian!, marfdon is a great ship name! I really can't wait till she comes back, I bet the promo pics for the episodes will be fantastic with the doctor crying and looking scared, and Martha and Donna smirking , It'll be great tv

"Oi Alien face!, I thought I told you to go find someone!" ".... I did *looks at mobile and cries*" "What happened?" "She left me, her name was Martha, she said she had to get out” *Donna Slaps him* "no wonder! I bet you went on about your ex in front of her too!" "Martha wouldn't slap me Martha would know what to say, Martha, Martha, Marthaaaaaaaaa, what a fantastic bottom that Martha had Marrrrttthhhha" *Donna kicks him out of Tardis and flies away* "waaaaait? Donnnnnnaaa where are you going?... I better call Martha, she'll know what to do" I hope he mentions Martha a few times so Donna can hit him or maybe he could say "what a dirty dress you're wearing Donna!, you middle aged dress wearing middle aged person!" So she can slap him then I just love seeing him get slapped.

Maybe he'll keeping checking the mobile Martha gave him, to see if shes called him. Then Donna will smash it and when Martha comes back he'll say "you probably called me but I missed your call since your mobile broke, I spent over 3 episodes trying to fix it!" and she'll say "no I never called you I have a boyfriend now, sorry that means I never make calls" what I would love is if he kept getting random calls from people asking for Martha "Hello do you want Car insurance?" "Hi Martha, this is Ianto from you know where, Jack wants to meet you up for a ahem if you know what I mean, at the you know where, I'll be there, so will Tosh and Gwen, Owen can't come, he turned into a butterfly, long story, can't wait for the you know what!" "ELLLOOOO MARFFA its your cockney friend Devo ere, jellied eels and all that! I've got your gear! you want anything? 3 for a paaaand, three stethoscopes for a paaaand" "Martha! come home at once!!! your dad has turned into a pumpkin!".

Catherine looks very pretty in that photo!

I can see it now, he'll wink at her repeatedly like he used to in the old days and say "13 more trips how about it eh ?" and she'll say "I have a boyfriend now, and I'm over you, sorry " and he'll cry and talk about what a fox he was when he was a young boy and how he was the cutest 300 year old around, but then she'll accept, because she’ll feel sorry for him and whoever her boyfriend is will turn into the new Mickey

Maybe they'll have both it'll be epic!

[z]

just so long as thats known

i hope her Torchwood eps are so great that she can strut back with head held high and not with career in ruins

he can talk about Martha and her arse in denial like she'll be back soon to take off like no speech was made and he'll get a brual slap from DONNAAAAAA

iT WILL BE FULL OF ANNOYING TEXTS HINTING AT HER ''GREAT'' NEW LIFE
Im picturing Devo selling Martha smack she'll be one ofthose rich doctoey smackheads using it to rreplace the thrill of tardis travel

maybe she'll start an affair with Mickey it can be his way of gaining revenge for the docs theft of Rose

i'll be tuned in

[JamesMFan]

There will be no Doctor Who series in 2009

[z]

its run its course

id heard umblings that all the writers/creative types wanted to stop now and sabotage it a bit so no future writers could share in the acclaim the gits

[JamesMFan]

Well apparently there will be a 2008 series, then none in 2009, then it'll be back in 2010

[z]

im backing the new breed! i'll boycott he 2008 one then comeback for 2010 duck torchwood too! (apartfrom the first new ep )

[JamesMFan]

I want a new Doctor now.

How the hell did JM get roped into Torchwood?

[z]

i bet the current team will make snide remarks about the new one and happily ruin its momentum

he's clearly experienced very barren spells throughout his career they called he said yes

[JamesMFan]

I hope so. Then maybe we'll get two series, like Popstars: Rivals.

He could have at least held out for Doctor Who.

[z]

or an unnoficial version that takes the good elements and ditches teh crap ones '' professor Who comes to itv ''

he should have been the doc in full Spike hair/costume !!!
his without a trace character looks very grey clotehs wise

[JamesMFan]

Who, M.D

He could have been an alien or something, or a one time companion or whatever. I'm still hoping they reconsider Catherine Tate's inclusion and get Sally Sparrow instead.

I've seen a couple of pictures of the Without a Trace look, it suits his age

[z]

ooh thats much more controversial good work

maybe the Tate decision was part of the sabotage plan gits but a wise choice if true

he can still play 25!