If you could live anywhere in the world...

[Effulgent]

where would you live?

I have a long list

if I stayed in the uk:

London - Londons great, I would of course want to move to one of the urban ghetto areas like Hackney or Soho.
Manchester - Man utd! man utd! yay! thug love!, I would love to live in manchester, I want a manc accent, it would turn out horrible though mixed with a aberdonian one
Belfast - I don't know why...
Glasgow - if I had to stay in scotland, I would move to glasgow, the people are great and kind, and so are the drunks

outside of the uk:

New York City - good shops, good hobos.

Rome - good food, great fashion

Dublin - ireland is great, I love Irish accents, and I'm sure people there are nice... well.. I hope

L.A - I might bump into a hollywood star, but I don't like the whole "Omg! You're 2 stone? you so fat" stay ultra thin culture, I'm fat and proud! have a heart attack and say it out loud!

Houston - good food, big boned people, my kinda place

Australia - I would live in a city, sydney maybe? or maybe melbourne.

Tokyo - I'd love to learn Japanese, and the fashion there they are so ahead of us! I can see us wearing hello kitty tops in 20 years time!

Vancouver - its a cool city.

Dubai - jeesus! everyones moving there, tis a great place, good shops, good hotels, good oil.

thats all

oh and maybe India? but my relatives would be all like "wtf? pakistan is right next to it! whats wrong with Pakistan?" and I'd say "did you just say w t f?"

oh yeah and Maybe Paris.

so basically all the cities listed on perfume bottles... dublin is famous for its perfumes!

[z]

Ive always been intrigued by Australia and New Zealand , but that migh just be a place id want to explore then go home

I cant get enough of staring at snowy pics of British Columbia and Alaska too .

[JamesMFan]

I'd like to visit L.A for a number of months but I'm not sure I could live there. It'd be great to walk down the street and then go "Is that George Clooney? God, he looks rough!" "Oh, hey, there's Jake Gyllenhaall. Hey Jake!" "Angelina, marry me!". etc.

In terms of the UK I don't think there's anywhere I'd rather live. I'd like to visit Ireland but couldn't live there, I doubt. Scotland seems way too cold for me although they do make it seem terribly romantic in a craggy-freezing-cold-hilly-lake type place. Hilly lake? Whatever.

British Columbia does seem nice but maybe that's just cos it's like Britain (sort of) and I'm used to that.

I wouldn't mind California (which I'm aware L.A is in) or somewhere like Montana, Colorado or San Fransisco. Mind you, those really steep roads in San Fransisco would probably kill me.

Might like Cyprus/Greece or the Greek Islands like Zante and Rhodes, I think it is?

Germany is really beautiful too, especially Cologne. That's a great place. I could see myself living there...if I actually learned to speak fluent ( or even just coherent) German.

And I just saw this thing on the news involving Denmark. It looks freezing but strangely pretty. Meaning the people looked pretty.

[Maria- Paolo Montalban's Fan]

I hate Israel couse i am suffering here so i am trying to get to America

[z]

Can you sneak in ?

I liked all the snowy places in the Bourne Identity /Supremacy .

[JamesMFan]

I love the idea of being a stowaway, unfortunately all the illegal immigrants who flee anywhere all get sent back here regardless of whether it's their home country

Snowy - No-ey.

[z]

wHAT A POLICY
i LOVE THE STORIES ABOUT PEOPLE POSTING THEMSELVES TO PLACES IF IT WORKS OUT CHEAPER THAN FLYING THERE

[JamesMFan]

What an annoying policy.

I like that beer advert where he just travels places by entering countries illegally and then when he's caught saying "I'm from Hong Kong" or whatever. If only that would work.

[z]

I heard on the news today that a woman was saved from going back to uganda as she was crying when she got to the plane i dont think theyre going to let her stay based on that , but they didnt make her get on the plane .

[JamesMFan]

God, we're such softies. America would have whipped her 39 lashes on the back, kicked her onto the plane and then make her parashute out of the plane over Uganda.

[z]

I heard a scurrilous rumour that in france newspapers print advice to asylum seekers there saying ''go to england , they give you free cash and houses and sky tv ! _{(channel 5 is only available in certain areas )} '' ,

those buck passing scoundrels

[JamesMFan]

I've heard that too. I think it's pretty well know by now that getting to England basically means a life of wealthy western living! Enjoy our Kebab shops and electric meters with keys. All for free! Well, maybe not the kebab.

[z]

yourre given your own kebab shop with flat above it anyway my argument would be that if theyre sneaking in here through france that the argument theyre here to avoid persecution is balls , if you made it as far as france youve escaped , youve found asylum , theres only one reason youre making this extra leap .

[JamesMFan]

They're seeking asylum from the stench of the French.

[z]

What uk government official could be unmoved by such a plea