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Post by wall*flower on Nov 12, 2005 7:53:19 GMT -5
I fell asleep in Maths once and I woke up crying; t'was very humiliating :/ |
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Post by Maria- Paolo Montalban's Fan on Nov 12, 2005 8:08:17 GMT -5
What happend sweetie? why did you cry and what about?
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Post by JamesMFan on Nov 12, 2005 9:28:28 GMT -5
I bet you were crying because you knew Maths wasn't over.
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Post by JamesMFan on Nov 16, 2005 12:55:19 GMT -5
Anyway, I'm bored so I'll tell you all about the time I fainted. I didn't hear pots and pans though.  It was a really hot day and I'd gone out shopping. So, I'd been out for about 3-4hrs traipsing around the shops and I hadn't eaten anything since the night before. Finally we were going home so me and my mum were waiting at the bus stop for the bus...obviously Anyway, I started to feel really weird and sort of fuzzy and I said to my mum "I'm gonna faint" and she was all "That's nice, dear"...actually she was more like "Really. Hmm. Where's the bloody bus?" (she never believes me) We were out on the main road but there was an alleyway leading off from it so I stumbled in there because there was some shade. I started to feel a little better but then I just sort of closed my eyes for ONE second, it actually felt like a blink...and then for some reason I imagined I was in my back garden....then I heard my mum saying "Carly? Carly?" and I opened my eyes but it was still dark...BECAUSE I WAS ON THE GROUND! HAHA. I'd fallen to my knees then fallen forward in a sort of "praying to mecca" way. All my lustrous hair was hiding my face and I smacked my forehead against the pavement. My mum said it sounded really loud and THAT was when she was convinced I wasn't joking. Gee, thanks mother.  I happened to do all this in FULL VIEW of the entire high street and the right in front of a fish and chips shop!! A guy in there rushed out and offered to call an ambulance! Oh, it cracks me up now!  Instead my mum bought some water and I sat in the alleyway sipping it and sort of feeling all weird and not even in embarrassed - that came later- and then the bus came and we rode off into the sunset. This only happened a couple of months ago, by the way. Oh, mercy. |
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Post by spikerules on Nov 16, 2005 12:58:31 GMT -5
That explains your sudden change of personality! I was wondering what happened to you!
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Post by JamesMFan on Nov 16, 2005 12:59:33 GMT -5
Sod off |
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Post by spikerules on Nov 16, 2005 13:17:43 GMT -5
I have a funny moment... well its more of a embarrassing one, but non the less funny for the people that hear about it:)
My friend and I had the hots for two girls at our college, so one day we decided to follow them down the corridor after we realised they were touching each others arses!! For a 17 year old teen boy, that’s like the closest thing to heaven you're going to get whilst still on Earth and at college:) Anyways, to cut a long story short, my friend said we should follow, so in my infinite wisdom I decided that it was a good idea! After 5mins of following and talking with my m8 they spotted what at the time I thought was the BOTH of us... so I turned around to speak to my friend, so not to bring too much attention to myself, when I realised I was following alone! My m8 had let me go ahead, for what he thought was a joke. So now two hot ANGRY girls not only thought I was a stalker, but also that I was insane for talking to myself the whole time! I went totally red and they looked at me with such hate, that if looks could kill, I would’ve probably evaporated into thin air!
Another funny moment happened when channel 5 first started. I was at a dinner with my family at my Godparents house up north. My mum rushed over to me and said “son of a bitch” whilst waving a kitchen knife. I was like what… your’re my mum and you’re saying I’m a son of a bitch? Huh! She kept saying it and all the family were like, she’s gone nuts… quick pull her away from him! It turns out, once she calmed down, she was asking if I had recorded Sunset Beach on Channel 5. Her very strong Greek accent coupled with her eagerness to find out if I remembered to set the VCR timer made it impossible to think it was anything else, other than “son of a bitch”! hehe… anyways we had a big laugh and all was well:)
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Post by JamesMFan on Nov 16, 2005 13:23:04 GMT -5
hahah Sunset Beach! Also, the stalker thing made me laugh too. You pervert!
But the sunset beach thing reminds me of when we went to the seaside recently and my dad couldn't find the beach (doh) and he pulled over to ask directions and because of his heavily Spanish accent the man thought he was asking "Where's the bitch?" and he was repeating "The bitch...?" and I was cracking up in the car and my mum had to explain.
Oh, foreigners and their beach pronounciation.
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Post by spikerules on Nov 16, 2005 13:26:19 GMT -5
rofl! Where's the bitch! haha
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Post by JamesMFan on Nov 16, 2005 13:27:34 GMT -5
He probably thought my dad wanted to find someone and murder her! "Where is the bitch? WHERE IS SHE!!"
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Post by spikerules on Nov 16, 2005 13:29:46 GMT -5
hehe thats a wicked story JMF!
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Post by ScoobyGroupie on Nov 19, 2005 19:01:09 GMT -5
Anyway, I'm bored so I'll tell you all about the time I fainted. I didn't hear pots and pans though. Hey!  It wasn't as if I was imagining noises! It was me hitting my head on the metal heater thingie on the ground/wall that sounded like it! |
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Post by JamesMFan on Nov 19, 2005 19:02:41 GMT -5
That's why it was funny, La Esci.
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Post by ScoobyGroupie on Nov 19, 2005 19:11:23 GMT -5
*kicks JMF* ;D
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Post by JamesMFan on Nov 19, 2005 19:14:50 GMT -5
Diva.
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It wasn't as if I was imagining noises! It was me hitting my head on the metal heater thingie on the ground/wall that sounded like it!