Quotes! Possible spoilers
Memorable Quotes from
Serenity (2005)
[from trailer]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Violence is going to ensue!
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[from trailer]
River Tam: Reavers!
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[from trailer]
[after breaking into a practically empty bank safe]
Zoë Warren: At last, we can retire and give up this life of crime.
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[from trailer]
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die.
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[from trailer]
The Operative: I want to resolve this like civilized men. I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Good!
[quick-draws gun... BANG]
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[from trailer]
Jayne Cobb: Let's be bad guys.
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[from trailer]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all comin' to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you, than I have before. Sure as I know anything, I know this. I aim to misbehave.
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River Tam: I swallowed a bug.
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[from trailer]
The Operative: It's worse than you know.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: It usually is.
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[from trailer]
Zoë Warren: We're not alone...
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Well, no more runnin'.
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Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
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[from trailer]
Mr. Universe: The alliance has gone to enormous struggle to find your friend. Do you all know what it is you're carrying?
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The Operative: Every minute you keep River Tam from me, more people will die.
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Zoë Warren: Do you really think any of us are getting out of here alive?
Jayne Cobb: Well, I might.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Do you want to be Captain?
Jayne Cobb: Yeah, I do.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh.
[beat]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Well, you can't!
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket.
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The Operative: [to Mal] You can not make me angry.
Inara Serra: Please, spend an hour with him!
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [greeting the twins] Fanty. Mingo.
Fanty: I'm Mingo, he's Fanty.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: No, you're Fanty, he's Mingo.
Mingo: How do you always know who we are?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Fanty's prettier.
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The Operative: Are you willing to die for your beliefs?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Yes...
[he fires]
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: 'Course, that ain't plan A.
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Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Can I suggest something that doesn't involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd for that?
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Dr. Simon Tam: Am I talking to Miranda now?
Dr. Simon Tam: [River makes a face] No, never mind.
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Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Can we start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl? Because that's *never* getting old.
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Mr. Universe: You guys always bring me the best violence.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: While I'm gone, Zoe is in command. Now, if I'm not back in an hour, I want you to take this ship, take off... and you come and you rescue me!
Zoë Warren: What? And risk my new ship?
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [about Inara] Did you see us fight?
Kaylee Frye: No.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Trap.
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Kaylee Frye: Been more'n a year since I had anything twixt my nethers didn't run on batteries!
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Kaylee Frye: Been more'n a year since I had anything twixt my nethers didn't run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I don't want to hear that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Yes, I have read a poem. Try not to faint.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Do you think she'll hold together?
Zoë Warren: She's pretty torn up, but she'll fly true.
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The Operative: Do you know what your sin is?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, I'm a big fan of all seven... but right now, I'm gonna have to go with wrath.
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River Tam: Bullet in the brainpan. Squish.
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River Tam: Please, make me a stone.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You'll have to tell me about that someday.
Shepherd Meria Book: No, I don't.
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Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: And red paint. We're going to need a lot of red paint.
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Zoë Warren: How much ammo is left?
Jayne Cobb: Three mags and my swinging cod!
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River Tam: My turn.
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Jayne Cobb: Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight or if he bothers me or if there's a woman or if I'm gettin paid, mostly only when I'm gettin paid.