Britney & K-fed over/ edit: and bald!

[ScoobyGroupie]

Hey, it's real news, it's just more entertaining.

I don't like your tone.

[Effulgent]

Calm down dear Calm down dear! I'm not the springfield murderer! it's only a commerical.

They talk about things happening on the news But they're satirical tv shows focusing on politics even Jon and the writer say (and probably Craig Kilborn has said) that It's not a reliable news source by itself and it's a comedy show they take things out of it and say "LOLZ george bush said Monkey instead of tony blair" and yeah it's supposed to be entertaining, which news is not

Although considering the news sources on american tv, I would rather watch these two shows then any of that, holy biased cover ups batman!

although the onion (www.theonion.com) > Jon and Stephen

I'm sorry mum, aliens don't exist happy?

[Effulgent]

Kevin wants custody of the kids and wants money.

surprise, surprise.

[JamesMFan]

Maybe he should try seeing his OTHER two kids sometimes then too! OoOOOhhHhH Meow. WOOF. CHIRP.

I've heard about the sex tape. Sounds sexy. And tapey.


Of course Brit would be happy she'd filed for divorce - she's finally snapped out of her rebellious "I'll marry a skanky man-thing" phase and will surely come back classy and with a voice like Christina Also, she'll have her kids and lots of money. Mwhaha. In your face, Fed.

[Effulgent]

AWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOGA go girlfriend! mmmm hmm, dumping a girl when she's pregnant? oh no you diiinnt! apparently his Ex supports him (LOLZ not financially she probably does actually ) and said he was a nice guy.

also PETER AND JORDON I mean KATIE PRICE said they support Britney (you know how Brit and K-fed were dieing to get advice from them ) and that they're releasing a Love Song album, called Love songs

he wants 18 million from her, not katie, britney

but I think she has to pay him 30,000 every month to him for a couple of years (or length of the marriage aka something like 2 months ) anyway as part of the pre-nup, greedy pig.

oh and apparently new word in the dictionary :

Dictionary entry: federline(v.) - to rise to prominence for no apparent reason other than association with someone in the public eye, and to fade as quickly when that association ends.

[z]

Britney should join the Butlins tour to show her gratitude at their support

[Effulgent]

I'm sure she wouldn't want to ruin it for them, they are supporting Jimmy Saville's metal band "the now then, now thens" she doesn't want to ruin it for them, by spending the time sulking over the now then, now thens holiday camp popularity and their performance of "Jim will fix it for you Metal queen" which got more claps then toxic did

[JamesMFan]

I'm going to get the Petie album

[Effulgent]

PITY I wanted to be the one who would end up giving the Andre-Price family a good meal at tesco's restraunt Al-Trescos

lets hope they get to number one

although they'll have completition from Enrique's dad (yeah Enrique from the Chip shop in hackney road) who's album is also called love songs I believe

[JamesMFan]

I think they truly are great. Such entertainers.

Julio can go suck on an egg.

[Effulgent]

oh someone not a fan of attractive old men

Apparently K-FED is selling the "Sex tape" ohhh noooes

and K-FED and Britney's EXs aka Shar Jackson and Jason Alexander (the guy she married for a day) were "rumoured" to have got together, they did a interview with a magazine about K-Fed and Britney's split and did some "LOLZ COUPLE" pictures together dear I say it they look.... kind of cute


Jaso: Shar you gots Peeeerty fingers
Shar: hehehehhe thanks i have pretty attention seeking skills too.


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[JamesMFan]

Aww they kind of make a nice couple

Sex tape! yay!

[Effulgent]

it would be great if they manage to be a real couple and last (if they are together that is) like Peter and Katie Price and Chantelle and ... yeah Jordan and Peter and weren't in it just for the seeking of attention, but dayam, they look good, and Dayam Shar looks great after having 100 babies.

this is explicit so I won't say anything but apparently a certin britney isn't good at *Wink* if you know what I *Wink* *wink* mean... oh winks sake!

[Effulgent]

So K-fed said Britney was a bad mother and I responded with Oh Kevin stfu, seriously! please stuff youself in a turkey k-fed!

now this:

WARNING GANGSTA SWEARING

he was performing at the "house of blues" (how appropriate lol)


source: usmagazine.com

he wrote it on the shower door of his dressing room, apparently it isn't a fake since they checked and that is his sig and this writing matches the writing in a bounced check he made.


Today I’m a free man
Ladies look out
F--k a wife
Give me my kids B-tch!
--Kevin Federline


It's great how he wants Britney's kids but you know his other kids with his ex that he left while she was pregnant? oh they don't matter!
who waaaants child support? K-fed that's who!

"f**ck a wife?" what's that mean? Stuff all the wives in the world? or "Imma go Have sex with a married woman yo" I'm sure the husbands would love it if he meant either

or is it in "Choke a bi*ch? " dave chapple show/popular american teen phase way?
"Is K-fed gonna have to F**k a wife?" haha probably since the single girls won't want him.

and that looks like "ladles look out" we don't want to know what you do with Kitchen Utensils K-Fed, LADLES YOU'Z BETTER WATCH OUT, CAUSE NOW DAT ME AND BRIT SPLIT IMMA GO AFTER YOU AND BE YO SOUP, people everywhere are hiding their ladles

oh well, he's done diddly done for.

I'm so going to bump this in a years time if this site is still here and I still have no life and I'd be like "what's a K-fed?"

[z]

it will be here forever! and this will be a great bit of nostalgia about the gretest rap artist of all times early career tribulations