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Post by Effulgent on Oct 8, 2006 6:32:02 GMT -5
Don't tell anyone shhhh! It's a rumour... BUT I HEARD SCOTLAND BEAT FRANCE, YES FRANCE! and England Drew with Macedonia hahaha shhh I just heard!
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Post by z on Oct 8, 2006 7:28:47 GMT -5
Scotland are top of their 'Euro Thing' group we might not have Italy or France at Euro 2008 as a result crikey England are the worst team in the world with the worlds dullest man as manager the future's bleak
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Post by Effulgent on Oct 8, 2006 7:55:37 GMT -5
If only they could play like that during the world cup... ohh wait they weren't in it if they keep playing like that, they'll be the best team in the world is ALLY MCOIST THE ASSISTANT MANAGER? WWWWWWWHHHHAT? I was reading an article about it on reuters and it said "assistant manager Ally Mcoist said It was the best Scotland game in years!" and he also said "THAT Italian Jockey and that English rugby player suck!" and the reporter said "Pablo of the wolthamstow italian horse assosiation and his step brother Thomas Jeffy of the Wolthamstow High School under 8 football team?" and he said "AYEEE THEEEEM!" and ran around with a kilt on for the rest of the day, crickey mate! them Scots did a good job! yes, it's great isn't it? ever since that guy Damiel Bleckin or david beckham whatever it was, left! The new manager doesn't even have the charisma that sven had, Alister Mcgowen would never do a impression of him they should have ally mcoist as the manager and have it revealed 10 years later that Ally was a secret agent for the scotland team and he wanted to ruin the England team from the inside, his lawyer would be a member of the SNP aka scottish Nannies party
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Post by z on Oct 8, 2006 8:06:42 GMT -5
why not France are second best and youve beaten them so are number 2 just beat italy and youre number 1 they got Mccoist involved to boost team morale with his zany anecdotes and cheery banter its working well he needs to be reinstated i think Mclarens a secret scot his name sounds suspiciously scottish he's already implementing Mccoists plan
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Post by Effulgent on Oct 8, 2006 8:26:49 GMT -5
I'll phone the manager up and tell him about this beaaat italy you say! it would be fantastic if they beat Brazil too puting our kilts to good use as they say in makingnosenseland It is! they laugh while playing football and that's what threw the french off and theirry said "va va va va va va va va va va va va va va voom, what's this? why are they laughing?" and the goal keeper said "they must be thinking of rab c nesbitt or hagis" and he said "ohhhh!" and he spent a whole hour standing there and saying "ohhhhhhhhhhh" that Scotland ended up winning, genius plan ally, genius plan. He does, poor chap, he'll probably end up playing in america poor chap it dooooes and the way he speaks in a yorkshire accent but sometimes when talking he accidently says "ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" he could be of irish descent too though, but it looks like it, how else would someone who managed Middlesbrough F.C get to be the manager of England? couldn't they get Alex Fergusson? hmmm
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Post by z on Oct 8, 2006 8:34:06 GMT -5
theyll be playing italy soon so thats the goal Brazil are just showboaters dont worry about them i think if they let mccoist play again it would cause evern greater merriment within the team i think thats his plan actually to break america theres two scottish team managers in the american league his red face definitely suggests scottishness
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Post by Effulgent on Oct 8, 2006 9:01:43 GMT -5
They show people boats! no wonder Brazil lost against france! we all know about the french and their boats as seen in Allo Allo not only would he be the oldest and most attractive player to have ever played the sport, he'd be the scotland teams substitute for Alchohol, which would result in them being the best team ever, who would have known? They were sooo goood the americans just HAD to have them redist! we have purple scots too you know I think he has rashes, if you know what I mean
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Post by z on Oct 8, 2006 10:58:31 GMT -5
yeah the french shrugged their shoulders at their boats and got on with beating them i cant wait for the coisty comeback (they call him that in football circles ) i bet america doesnt care he'll be purple soon enough if he eeps up the special breww drinking
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Post by spikerules on Oct 8, 2006 13:09:34 GMT -5
Whats great for me is that Cyprus beat ROI 5 goals to 2!!!!!!!!
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Post by z on Oct 8, 2006 13:37:55 GMT -5
that caused quite a stir in my house
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Post by spikerules on Oct 8, 2006 13:46:15 GMT -5
lol... it seems that the Greeks are getting better at football:) Greece winning euro 2004 and now Cyprus beating a team by that margin... its unheard of!
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Post by z on Oct 8, 2006 14:23:54 GMT -5
The smaller nations are coming through is it right that only the greek side of cyrpus plays in thenational team ? France or Italy could mis out on euro 2008 now due to the Scotland
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Post by Effulgent on Oct 8, 2006 17:13:06 GMT -5
congrats to cyprus The French are so anti-boatist it's sad especially since their manager looks like a boat. Scotland needs to win it! and show that the English aren't the only ones who can kick a ball and be yobs! WE'RE 100 TIMES BETTER THAN THAT I can't wait till Pakistan wins euro 2678 ohh to have representatives in the europian union
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Post by z on Oct 8, 2006 17:17:06 GMT -5
the scottish fans always brag about their non violent reputation but they never qualify for tournaments so we cant be sure me and my mate have said they need to invite one non european team everytime the euros is staged , so it could happen in 2678
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Post by Effulgent on Oct 8, 2006 17:32:15 GMT -5
It's the only thing they CAN brag about... well that and what's under their kilts, but hopefully one day *paints scotland flag on face and stands proud* WE'LL QUALIFY FOR SOMETHING THAT ISN'T A DRINKING COMPETITION!!!! OR MY NAME ISN'T ETHNIC!!!! OCCCCH the Euro people should listen to you they always ignore the average cockney wheeler dealer joes Hopefully!
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