Staying

[z]

you wont want your share of the loot then ?

[Effulgent]

don't worry! I'll let you go out and meet your friends!

if they steal JMFs video they'll have to add a car in the background have Henry running about and in the back and then have a car randomly go pass

I told you! I'm going to run away! before you can sue! and I'll bring up information about your past and black mail you if you find me!

[z]

They can have the video on on a tv in shops he's driving by and he'll weave in and out of traffic in a similar way

your dark past is far darker , ive hired a Private Investigator to rake up dirt on you , its Connor from neighbours

[JamesMFan]

That video has had 42 views. They're probably all mine. I find it mesmerising.

[z]

im claiming a few

[Effulgent]

I'm claiming one!

yeah! and the window shoppers (or tv watchers) could look behind them and spot him and one old couple would say "wow dot! he does have nice hips!" "yeah the car's great!" "not the car dot! Theirry!" "oh!" "why were you looking at his hips Jim?" "em..... yeah wonderfull car!"

they could see his hips, because he stopped and stood up in his car and shouted "that's me! that's me! va va voom see?"

my dark past? I don't have a dark past!

[z]

Part of them buying the car would be to avoid having to continue the talk about Thierrys hips

[Effulgent]

I have no doubt that the sales of the car would increase due to the fact that Jim and Dot from Eastenders are there, and all the people at the "Jim is gay" club in rochdale would be very happy

yeah It would be great! and then he would mess up again and say something like "oh I love the wheels, not as good as Theirry's hips though" and Dot would look at him with a fag in her hand and say "George Micheal luke 5:18 thou shall not look or speak of Theierrys hips" and then they would buy it and the car dealer would put his hand on his neck and peel the mask off to reveal it to be theirry henry! and he would say something in french and then say "va va voom" It would be great!

again we're probably being ripped off right now! they're stealing our brilliant ideas!

[z]

What a thriving club that sounds

The original lawsuits have yet to be settled and more and more ideas are spilling forth

[Effulgent]

yeah it is! it has a total of 3 members, it's one of the most popular clubs in rochdale.

I know! we can't help being geniuses!