Unconventional Pairing Drabbles

[JamesMFan]

especially ones that write Spangel

[Effulgent]

yeah thats true! expecially smutty fics!

I think a lot of them are afraid that people might think they're perverts if they do or maybe the girls are just more into fanfic writing!

[JamesMFan]

well apparently men are more stimulated by visual images and women are more stimulated by the written word...

Oh yeah. STIMULATED.

[Effulgent]

visual images? oh we all know that! (men and their porn!) and written word for women? hmm interesting, well a lot of women read erotic novels, so I guess it is true, female fic writers are pervs

pervert pride!

[JamesMFan]

We sure like our written porn.

PPP - Proud Perverts with Penames.

Weird how penames only has one n.

[Effulgent]

yes it is and we do! I'd rather read a smut fic then watch a porn movie.

PPP, we should make a club

[JamesMFan]

And charge membership.

[Effulgent]

yeah, then we wouldn't need to get jobs, since theres a lot of perverts with pen names on the internet

[JamesMFan]

I'd be a good idea. I'm working on my Spike/Angel drabble as we speak.

[Effulgent]

you are? we better get *cough*force*Cough* other people to write one too
I'll write mines... soon.

[JamesMFan]

Here's mine, it took me about 2 minutes to write it so it's poo. But, even so. It's based on that whole quote "Angel and I have never been intimate. Except that one time..." (paraphrased)

I'm rating it PG-13 for implied sexay.


Angelus hogs the bed, he should have expected that. Tired body tangled in poncy red sheets. Lord of darkness. King of pain. Sod that. Spike smokes quietly, perched on the edge of the mattress. Tries to remember how this happened. He’s no poof.
Too much liquor, ’course.
Spike doesn’t know what he expected, if he expected anything at all. This certainly wasn’t the plan. Him and Dru; that was the plan. Still is.
He recalls the last words his grandsire said to him before they clashed in a flurry of sinewy arms and cold bodies, “This only happens one time.”

[Effulgent]

that was great! yeah I've read it on your lj, but it deserves another "that was great" since it is goor work!

I'll write mines... eventually

[Effulgent]

heres my drabble, I just wrote it... I'll give it a PG... because I don't know what Rating to give it, so yes, that.

don't like how it turned out... I wanted to do a play on pinky and the brain in the end like "do what we always do spike, try and save the world" but you're only allowed 100 words so....

its post NFA.. well after the battle.




It’s just him and me, I realise that quickly, everyone else is gone.
We’re both drenched in blood, he stumbles back, I catch him before he falls, he looks at me and gives me a sad knowing smile. No time for snide remarks and fights over Buffy.. Plenty of time for that later. He Straightens up, tries to look like he’s not hurt, But I can tell he is, hell we both are.

“What do we do now Angel?” He says, wincing as he turns to face me.

“Anything we want” I reply, well till the next apocalypse that is.

[JamesMFan]

I like it. Especially how the "No time for snide remarks and fights over Buffy" line. It really sums them two up. They'll bicker like old ladies, but when it really matters they get the job done and work together.

Bravo.

I wonder what they want to do...

[Effulgent]

thanks I'm glad you liked it

yeah it does, they bicker all the time, they're like a couple thats been married for 20 years, but they are "heros", and they'll work together to kick evils butt.

ohh madame pervert! nice to meet you! yeah I was thinking about writing "I reply while winking furiously" or just plain winking... but you know 100 words! and I wanted to make it a angsty "we're the only ones who survived!" drabble