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Post by Effulgent on Apr 17, 2006 16:35:08 GMT -5
because they keep calling their other half bitches so they don't want them anymore.
What where Buffy's last words to Angel?
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Post by Spuffy on Apr 24, 2006 14:43:46 GMT -5
"I love Spike"
What were Spike's first words on the show?
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Post by z on Apr 24, 2006 15:01:00 GMT -5
Ive come to save your boring show !!!  Why did xANDER WEAR AN EYE PATCH ? |
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Post by Effulgent on Apr 24, 2006 15:19:28 GMT -5
because his eye started talking to him, and he just wanted to shut the damn thing up!
Why does Angel drink pig's blood?
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Post by dramatichottie001 on May 5, 2006 23:19:26 GMT -5
Because he thinks it makes him seem dangerous with the bad boy edge all the girls like
Whats the deal with Jonathan and his magic bone?
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Post by Effulgent on May 17, 2006 14:28:40 GMT -5
The bone belongs to his Idol leo sayer, leo sayer doesn't need his bones anymore since he's just had that new not needing bone surgery, that all the stars are having! anyway he likes to stroke it at night because it reminds him of his old bone stroking days when he was younger  (he went to graveyards a lot) Why does Donald Trump wear a wig? |
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Post by JamesMFan on May 20, 2006 9:32:38 GMT -5
Because his wig sings to him "Will I stay this way forever, sleep walk through my life's endeavour?" and Donald finds that comforting, and also kind of sexay.
Why do the Smallville writers always get it wrong?
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Post by z on May 20, 2006 14:10:46 GMT -5
theyre waiting for The actresses to offer them favours in exchange for decent storylines , its an ongoing 'everybody loses' process .
Why do all the good shows stop for summer?
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Post by JamesMFan on May 20, 2006 14:19:22 GMT -5
Because that is when the American actors and actresses have to go into detox, get plastic surgery and have every ounce of fat sucked from their bodies. Then they seal themselves up in cardboard boxes in a very large closet and hibernate.
Why is the UK obsessed with football?
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Post by z on May 20, 2006 14:21:35 GMT -5
Because theres nothing else in life to cling to .
When is the Spike tv ,movie getting its premiere ?
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Post by JamesMFan on May 20, 2006 14:27:55 GMT -5
It aired three months ago on Sky Digital. Who is the Phantom of the Opera? |
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Post by z on May 20, 2006 14:31:03 GMT -5
my torrent for it is taking forever H from Steps is the phantom How Did LAS kETCHUP GET TO BE SPAINS EUROVISION ENTRY  |
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Post by Effulgent on May 21, 2006 7:06:23 GMT -5
They Slept with the whole of spain, and they in turn voted for them duty free, duty free, duty freeeeeee! (I was glad finland won, that song was superb) why does john prescot taunt and make faces at the conservatives in the house of commons? |
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Post by z on May 21, 2006 7:24:47 GMT -5
finland won ? because he's shaggged them all and they sold their stories on him . why do the eurovision voters cruelly snub the uk each year ? |
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Post by Effulgent on May 21, 2006 7:33:19 GMT -5
yeah, lordi won, there song was magnificant, I thought I'd saw them around before (Aberdonians look horrible nowadays) but they were at the download festival last year (metal and hard rock? pants it was!) I saw the coverage of it on Channel 4, anyway the song was great it'll go down in history!... eurovision history that is.
I thing that might be the right answer, a lot of times I just watch the coverage for the taunting and the sexual tention in the house of commons, but John points at them in a "you sold stories on me you whore!" way.-------------------------------------------------------- Because they are jealous of us! because we used to have a empire and we controlled a lot of the world and they wish they were like us! Why did Jonathan ross cut his hair?
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(he went to graveyards a lot)
