Eurovision

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my mate has a friend who looks exactly like the eurovision lady that won this blokes life will be made hell for the rest of the year then again when eurovisoon comes back around

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he didn't want to get punched by Verka so he thought it was best if the betrayed his country secretly

good looking country eh? or is it a nation full of Easy Jet air hostesses?

I've heard that that entry could have been bad on purpose apparently the irish don't want to win it again because it cost so much to host the awards when they did it they could just do something controversal like swear or strip off naked on eurovision, so they get banned, silly irishistanis!

It would have been fantastic if he was the commentator I can imagine he would be already doing that now though he'd be an old wrinkly walking stick having man with a young wife (mail order bride ) and he'd pretend that he was being forced to watch it, and say "Bloody sallys! those frenchies! how dare they have beards! who do they think they are Abba?" "I Think I dated a Russian once, at least I think she was Russian, she could have just been a Ruffian, her name was Sheila, she had big cortinas" "bloody nonce! if this was 1973, I'd kick him in and lock him up and throw away the key! how dare he do a cover of 'Bring it All Back' by lovely racist pop group S club 7!"


It would be horrible for the people at the top of the leader board, but the Nil point people would jump for joy
the techno mix of it, is fantastic!

Yeah people always die when performing/watching it, its nothing knew

Probably us brits will give them some 1 lovin! (1 point )! you can be sure of that! I think its number 5 at the moment Hard Scooch Hallelujah!

yeah its horrible when anyone are nice about her If we got a bit of of the ol' wogan bitterness or he got her name wrong on purpose, but the bloody nancy boy was nice about her how dissapointing

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the irish one was vomit inducingly bad i hated her and that band of jolly smiling gits they should have done muy lovely horse (neil hannon of the divine comedy wrote it and is irish so its eligible )

i wonder was gene cheering on Cliff Richard in 73 im sure theres a gene eurovision fic to inform us

people just wannt to hear those outrageous innuendos wogan should do a remix with himself on vocals

he should have called her dot cotton bitterly

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theyre restaging it this week so Dr Who is cancelled again