Favourite Quotes

[JamesMFan]

Freak me! We don't have a favourite quote thread? Rectify, rectify!
What are your favourite quotes from Buffy or Angel?

Some of mine -



SPIKE: "I came to you in friendship! Well, alright, seething hatred"


BUFFY: "You get Fang, I'll get Horny! Uh, I mean -"


RILEY (regarding Buffy): "There's definately something off about her"
GRAHAM: "Maybe she's Canadian"


BUFFY: "'Slaying entails certain sacrifices blah blah blah-bity blah I'm so stuffy give me a scone'"
GILES: "It's like you know me"


GILES: "Still trying not to refer to you all as 'bloody colonials'"


GILES (regarding Willow): "She was...truly the finest of all of us"
XANDER: "Way better than me"
GILES: "Much, much better"


ANYA: "Xander doesn't travel well. He's like fine shrimp"


ANGEL: "You know I started it. The whole...having a soul. Before it was all the 'cool new thing'"



OZ: "Hey. I may be a cold-blooded jelly donut - but my timing's impeccable"


OZ: "Nobody deserves mime, Buffy"


BUFFY: "I'm talking about two powerful witches and a thousand-year-old ex-demon"
ANYA: "Willow's a DEMON?!"


SPIKE: "And I can't stand the lot of you."
ANYA: "Me either! I hate us!"


ANYA: "Oh, penis!"


DAWN: "Come on, I'm badder than you"


BUFFY: "She was about to kill Dawn!"
DAWN: "I didn't care for it"


DAWN: "Oh my God! I'm the Pushy Queen of Sluttown!"


FAITH: "Thank God we're hot chicks with superpowers"
BUFFY: "Takes the edge off"


WESLEY: "Are you not used to being given orders?"
BUFFY: "Giles always says 'please' when he sends me on a mission. And afterwards, I get a cookie!"


XANDER: "I've seen her at the Bronze a couple of times. I guess there's a lot of scorned women there, making vengeance wishes on their exes."
BUFFY: "I know that's where I go to get my scorn on."


DAWN: "You guys need to really to ease up with the whole dating demons thing."
BUFFY: "Uh, hello, I'm sorry. Wasn't that you having the smooch-a-thon with teen vampire last Halloween?"



And many, many more. Great shows

[Effulgent]

this is all I can think of right now:

XANDER: Dammit! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey!
BUFFY: Check. No more butt-monkey.

BUFFY: One more word out of you, and I swear..
SPIKE: Swear, what? You're not gonna do anything to me. You don't got the stones.
BUFFY: Oh, I got the stones. I got a whole bunch of .. stones.

SPIKE: What's this? Sitting around watching the telly while there's evil still a foot? That's not very industrious of you. I say we go out there and kick a little demon ass! What, can't go without your Buffy, is that it? Too chicken? Let's find her! She is the Chosen One after all. Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Let's annihilate them. For justice - and for - the safety of puppies - and Christmas, right? Let's *fight* that evil! - Let's *kill* something!


ANGEL: You just like stabbing me.
SPIKE: I—I'm shocked, *shocked* that you'd say that. I much prefer hitting you with blunt instruments.

AMANDA: What the hell are you talking about? I thought Faith killed a volcanologist.
ANDREW: Silly, silly Amanda. Why would Faith kill a person who studies Vulcans?

SPIKE: It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big.

SPIKE: Oh. So that's all. You've just come to pump me for information.
BUFFY: What else would I wanna pump you for? I really just said that, didn't I?

[JamesMFan]

hehe the stabbing quote

BUFFY: "Spike and I are getting married!"
XANDER: "How? What? How?"
GILES: "Three excellent questions"

[JamesMFan]

I'm going to add this! --

Young Woman: Thank you! Thank you! That thing was gonna kill me!
Spike: Well, what do you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood? I got half a mind to kill you myself, you half-wit.
Young Woman: What?!
Spike: I mean, honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley? Take 2 steps, break your bloody ankle.
Young Woman: I was just trying to get home.
Spike: Well, get a cab, you moron. And on the way, if a stranger offers you candy, don't get in the van! Stupid cow.

[Effulgent]

Yeah You can tell that they want eachother, subtext subtext phalic symbol! phalic symbol!

haha the second quote you posted He's a true hero.

SPIKE: Uh, Will? Now, uh, don't turn me into a horned toad for asking, but - what if we come across Ben?
WILLOW: I don't think a doctor's what Buffy needs right now.
SPIKE: Well, yeah. Specially not one who also happens to be Glory.
GILES: What do you mean?
SPIKE: You know... Ben is Glory.
WILLOW: You mean Ben's with Glory?
XANDER: "With" in what sense?
ANYA: They're working together?
SPIKE: No no. Ben is Glory. Glory's Ben. They're one and the same.
ANYA: When did all this happen?
SPIKE: Not one hour ago! Right here, before your very eyes! Ben came, turned into Glory, snatched the kid, and - phht! - vanished. Remember? You *do* remember? Is everyone here very stoned? Ben. Glory. He's a doctor. She's the Beast. Two entirely separate entities, sharing one body. It's like a bloody sitcom! Surely, you remember!
XANDER: So you're saying... Ben, and Glory ...
ANYA: Have a... connection.
GILES: Yes, obviously. But what kind?
SPIKE: Oh! I get it. Very crafty. Glory's worked the kind of mojo where anyone who sees her little presto- chango instantly forgets. And yours truly, being somewhat other than human, stands immune.
WILLOW: So, Ben and Glory are... the same person?
XANDER: Glory can turn into Ben, and Ben turns back into Glory.
ANYA: And anyone who sees it instantly forgets.
SPIKE: And a kewpie doll for the lady.
GILES: Excellent. Now. Do we suspect that there may be some kind of connection between Ben and Glory?
SPIKE: (sigh)

[JamesMFan]

I like the "Now, do we suspect there may be some kind of connection between Ben and Glory?" bit. ASH delivers that line hilariously.

Another one I like from TGIQ regarding Buffy -

ANGEL: She'd never fall for a centuries-old guy with a dark past who may or may not be evil.