CoA Poems

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I've been getting ready to move and while packing and going though things I found some old poems I had written down from good old CoA. I wonder if some of you can remember them.

An ode to Fred
For all the things I can say about Fred
I just want her in my bed.
By: Kurt


By: Kurt
JMF is a sweet girl if you meet-her
But in her van is duct and ether
She waits outside the house of James
Waiting to put him in chains
And police await to greet her.

Poems are fun to may cause the rhyme
But think of really good ones when you have time
Take wisdom from Kurt
Or your brain will hurt
And you ends in a park being a mime. : )-

XCM is a funny sweet sorta lassy
I always thought she was pretty classy
But now she just made fun of me
And making me feel unhappy
Why must you be so sassy?


By: Bill Gates
I really don’t know the James M Fan
But I know she writes better than I can
If she’d just once compose
An ode to Spike’s nose
Then I’d vote for her eight times and then sam (okay, “some”)


By: JMF
An Ode to Spike’s Nose

Spike has a nose
Smells sweet as a rose
It makes my heart slows (!)
More than any shall know
Oh, how I love that nose
Hmm, I just composed
And ode to a nose.


By: Bill Gates
Thank you lots for the ode
To the lovely Spike node
(I can’t say it right
Not now, not tonight,
As I think that I’m getting a code.)

(Sneeze for authenticity)


Here's one composed by kurt, bunny, and myself.

The Scared Boy Behind Brown Eyes
Mr. Xander Harris
What is it that I can say?
I know one time in high school
This one guy thought him gay
He used to hide from fear
Then grew up and is quite a man
Over this past summer
I've become his biggest fan.
He looks at girls with his brown puppy eyes
His humor a mask, a disguise
It never worked out with Buffy Summers
The girl he dreamed of in his slumbers
Cordelia was crushed by his greed
In a hospital bed she grieved
Anya was his demon lover
But then she came to discover
The scared boy behind brown eyes
He's done his share of dating
He almost settled down
But then left Anya at the altar
And us with the biggest frown
He is important to the Scoobies
More than one can think
Cause when you are not looking
He'll hit you with the kitchen sink
He sees all and knows all
That's his gift, you see
He knows what it's like
Not chosen, cuz chosen he'll never be
He claims he's just the guy
The one that fixes the windows
To live so near the spotlight
But never to be in those
His mind is different from all of us
From his bad relationship wrecks
To his memory of comic books,
And endless knowledge of Star Trek
He's my hero, a great man
His legend to me will never die
I'm so happy that I discovered
The scared boy behind brown eyes.[/i]

Good times indeed.

[Effulgent]

Oh my god, masterpieces of the pieciest kind I love them, forgotten hidden gems lost forever in the museum of old internet forums.

An Ode to Spike’s Nose belongs right at the front of JMF's complete creative works (soon to be published by Penguin, I believe ) and "The Scared Boy Behind Brown Eyes" is simply beautiful, If I could write plays and if I could write paragraphs, I would write a play based on that poem right there. It's fantastic!

Thanks for this SG

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It makes me miss the good old days so much.