The Official ''oh Bollocks'' thread .

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she might have had an easier day at work if they thought she was a bit ill though maybe it worked

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I seem to be having nearly-flu type symptoms (you know, the feeling you get just before you get it, the uggghh my throoooat and my heaaaalth sucks maaaan, type feeling you get) but never getting it Poor me

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this really proves once and for all that you can pass diseases on through the internetand slayerfest in particular youre the third of us to be struck down

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ahem- NEARLY, I'm not as lucky as you folks , but yeah, I have been getting it, it's horrible, probably would have got it if we had Snow over here earlier this year (or late last year ) but nooooo! global warming had to ruin our chances of getting sick!

But I'm fine with being Healthy for now

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Dirk Benedict commented on our lack of snow

health is the best thing ever !

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he did! I love him, even though his right wingness kind of scares me (Dirk! Liberal bullpoop is wonderfull bullpoop!) he's very attractive, even more then when he was a younger and I ship him with Shilpa

ohh you always say that about things that make you think of pete doherty

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i'll be so ashamed of this country if we let Dirk be beaten by jade or her monstrous mates im going to buy his book and look like that at 62 Dilpa forever ! :Pthe anti shilpa agenda is pathetic i realise the non uk ones are the only likeable people left

he's in great health im sure

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I actually wanted Dirk and Cleo to get together at first, (I think my top 4 housemates are probably, Dirk, Cleo, Shilpa and Jermaine) but his crush on Dilpa is so cute, and she pretends that she doesn't like it, but it's obvious she does, maybe this will get him some gigs in some bollywood movies, that would be fantastic you could see by the jackson 5 task that he was a fantastic dancer so he'd fit in

I'm so upset that so many people walked! since Ken has gone it has gone down the drain, his cheese outburst was fanatastic and legendary so was Leo's underpant tantrum, No underpants, no leo

I know, the anti-shilpa agenda is le stupid, I wish the Goody clan never entered the house, it was so peacefull before then, now "they" start fights with her every other minute, I don't care if they think she is Fake, theirs no need to act like bitchy school girls and nit pick and start pointless fights with her (the one after carol was evicted? "hehe I can't remember what we were fighting about!" "SHILPA: EXACTLLLLLLLY! WTF DUDE?") yes Shipa is jealous, because she wants to be friends with Jade too! that must be it

I watched BBLB, and I'm so glad the "celebs" stood up for Shilpa or should I say "SHWOOOOPA THE INDIAN" in the words of racist Jackie it got annoying having those 2 girls in the BBBM audiance saying "SHE FAKE INNIT? BOOOO!" oh shut up you jealous wonkers!

I have respect for Shilpa actually, The Movie business can be bitchy and back-stabbish and not too glamourous from the inside and she seems to be a nice girl with a good head on her (I HATE BAD HEADS! a small head on a fat man? oh I do say! ) and it's good that the british public know of a Bollywood actress that isn't Ashwariya Bleeding Rai! (honestly, you'd think she was the best bollywood actress ever aka Madhurt Dixit).

I was afraid I was the only person who didn't think it was great that Shilpa was getting bullied, but I'm glad I'm not the only one, I have David Gorman on my side now!

Not that I watch the Reality show! patoo-ey!


What's a Dimella?

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youve pickedthe right top 4 today we were saying how the uk people were all tw@ts , then realised H isnt too bad , so we said its all the English people are tw@ts

yeah Dirk and Cleo are a better pairing agewise and are both likeable .

the way ken says ''theyre servants ! theyre suvants ! suvants!!'' is scary the peoducers ruined the chance of another great year with the Good monstrousities

i watched the big brother that jade was in and the hatred she faced was justified , she was a nasty bully who took delight in destroying the new girl that went in , you can see the same pattern , with her stupid cronies encouraging her , i dont know how this idea that shes some loveable underdog came from . Hopefully the comedown starts here

bbbm is such a great show inspite off the fools in the audience

i sometimeswonder if shilpas putting the accent on she speeks english too well she must have been brought up here id love her to survive a public vote versus jade

im on the anti antishilpa team too lets not let the bullying moron mentality win !

yeah i wouldnt lower myself to watch such reality trash either

(i cynically thought jackie cynically said dimella deliberately trying to be seen as a loveable idiot like evil jade but people say im just too cynical )

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as a big brother viewer theres no one in the world i can look down upon except the baying morons who stand outside the big brother house to boo people but now ive got an incredible urge to join the hate mobs that are going to greet the nazi whore trio ! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! and that twat boyfriend

[JamesMFan]

It sounds a bit die, doesn't it?

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descending from big brother viewer to baying moron ? ive got nothing left to lose

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they didnt give out the numbers to register your hate at the end of todays ep either

[ScoobyGroupie]

We're getting rid of Lucky... my kitty... *sniffles* He's tough to have around anyway... he sprays... but we don't have money to fix him.
Anyway, my mom's friend is in a nursing home type thing right now and we're gonna take her cat, which is a female. Someone's gonna get her fixed and give her all her shots and then we're gonna have her. Lucky would spray like crazy with her around so we're getting rid of him... *sniffles* I took a bunch of pix of him yesterday. lol.
I wuv hiiiiim.

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aww I hope he finds a good home and gets un-spray-ey, It must be hard, since pet's become part of the family, I hope the female cat will be a good addition to the family though, AND NEVER GET SPRAYED IN HER LIFE! male cats but *hugs*

ernoldsame said:

they didnt give out the numbers to register your hate at the end of todays ep either

THE BRITISH PUBIC AND POLITICIANS ARE A BUNCH OF POSERS AND HIPSTERS! we started the anti anti shilpa club! now they all Hate Jade!!!!!! whatever!

they probably read NME and saw that Shilpa was on their cool list

ALSO SHILPA SPOKE URDU IN LAST NIGHTS EPISODE! yeaaaah represent! what what! West Side! and Jermaine Jackson's accent was great the jackson five should have sang ABC in urdu