The Official ''oh Bollocks'' thread .

[Effulgent]

yeah all that killing and torture maaaan what a fantastic gang they were I'll have a talk with Angelus about it, I'll tell him that you obviously find him attactive because you always carry a picture of a less attactive man that looks like him you'd be a instant hit with the rest of the gang you got skills man and not normal skills, Hackney Skills!

we all know you sell Bald Eagles! no point in denying it!

[z]

you knew i carried that pic
id fit right in , and id jump that crate more bodaciously than slo-mo Spike too

theyre just native to the uk kestrels your honour ! i swear it

[Effulgent]

well its obvious! you show it to everyone that you come in contact with and say "look, look at him, hes my hero!" and people say "isn't that like Angel from like Buffy? no!! it can't be!, this guy is uglier and a much better boyfriend" and you beat them up, you're known as the seely kicker around north east london for your awesome kicking skill! even big clubs like Almondsbury Town F.C. want you as a player!

and head butt it in honour of Pete Doherty

yeah yeah, America is prepared to go to war with us if we don't give them all their bald eagles back! and you're going on about your kestrels! you bird attacking terrorist!

[z]

i always preffered Spike id have killed to kick for Almondsbury Town i havent given up on that dream
there was a great picture of pete driving a jag with no road tax disc and a bit of cardboard saying '' taxdisc in the post'' to excuse it

im goingto just go back to racing my pigeons

[JamesMFan]

I had a heinous day at work today.

The site got struck by lightning knocking out most of the phone lines...except mine and one other persons ! And none of the other little shits could be bothered to get off their arses and answer my phone once. Bastards.

[z]

a lightening strike were you in there when it happened ? can you tell all in deep detail please

[Effulgent]

thats terrible, I hope your co-workers make it up to you! not that they control the lightning or anything! but your phone was ringing constantly and none of them picked it up


People online can be so mean

Sorry I was just thinking about my old friends fandom days, and how when I went into the btvs fandom, and thought I'd get back into the friends fandom (about 2 years later ) I went onto a message board and a member said that no one should talk to me and said a lot of mean things about me, and I thought "JENNIFER ANISTON WOULDN'T EVEN SPEAK TO YOU, YOU NINNY!" at least tell me why you seem to hate my guts, you wombat! if about my old friends website (that I would disaprove of if I saw it now ) than I understand, but tell me you lola ferrari!


sorry I have scars of the fandom kind, I seem to pee at least 10 people off in every fandom I'm a part of be it by opening my internet mouth when I shouldn't or random unknown people just being boobs!

I'm just a acquired taste, I'm sure half of the people I know hated me before they started liking me

[z]

crikey what a strange hate campaign it was called Friends for the love of god
you made your own site ?

ive still to get past the hate stage not really

[Effulgent]

she said "Oh I know her, don't talk to her!" like I had killed her uncle LaPaglia or something like that, and I didn't know her at all and this forum was a forum that I went on all the time, during the old days and I never had a problem with anyone there, thats why I went back there after a decade in internet years

yes and lets just say back then I didn't know what copyright meant, but was nice enough to take down things when people asked, and made a chatroom and forum and everything, not bad for a 13 year old and the description for it in google is "It is tha website for fans of tha tv show friends" ITS THA WEBSITE YA GET ME? ITS APPARENTLY DA ONLY WEBSITE ON DA NETS YO YO YO!

I also found a old post of mine in a forum, my sig was BIIIIIIIIIG

very funny, I heard you and the della roccas are planning on hiring phil and grant to off me, it'll never happen I tell ya!, never happen!!!!!!!!!!

[z]

maybe they had an alias at another site and knew your evil opinions

you havent changed a bit in da bungalow

yeah they said you and them were old muckers

[Effulgent]

I doubt it, she said "I know her, her name is sally and she is bald and from Ohio!" and said "she has the evil opinion that Joey is the best character on the show!" how can loving Joey be evil?

with Dick and Dom involved

we were, until I got thrown out of the east end Mucking club, and Peggy told me to get out of her pub

[z]

she did ow you Ross grew to be best

theyre a bad influence on your language!

you should open a rival bar to keep the show alive another 6 months

[JamesMFan]

I've only ever loved you, SA. Possibly too much.

The lightning thing...I don't know where it struck but it struck somewhere on the site and it's a fairly big place and why couldn't it knock my phone line out? Damn it.

[z]

was there an armagedonny noise ?

[Effulgent]

Ross was fantastic Back then I was obsessed with Joey, he was the original Spike in my sad life and with channel 4 showing reruns of the show whenever they can, I started realizing that I loved Ross and Chandler too and the three men became my favourite characters on the show, they're fantastic

how can people who make fantastic games such as "make dick sick" and "boogies" be a bad influence?

and grow a beard and shave my head to look like phil.. or britney spears