The Official ''oh Bollocks'' thread .

[JamesMFan]

It basically was like this -

Me typing away, whistling a merry tune. Busy office sounds all around me.

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

silence.

"The thunder just knocked out my phone!"
Everyone checks their phones and none are working.

Then mine rings.

Cue my miserable existence.

[Effulgent]

jamesmfan said:

I've only ever loved you, SA. Possibly too much.

The lightning thing...I don't know where it struck but it struck somewhere on the site and it's a fairly big place and why couldn't it knock my phone line out? Damn it.

Darling, we will be the OTP of OTPs till the end of time.

sometimes everyone else gets all the bad luck

[z]

youre definitely a target of some higher powered trickster how terrible

[JamesMFan]

I hate today.

[z]

whats the cause

[JamesMFan]

Everything

[z]

lets hope its over with with sunday like speed

[Effulgent]

hope today gets better and non-suckish :/

[JamesMFan]

I hate today

[Effulgent]

I hate this week My last.fm hasn't been "updated" in a week, and my lj in 10 and I sounded like frank butcher yesterday, I've had the flu for the past week (and the OMGKILLMENOWWWWW kind, no not the "mmm this is lovely!" kind everyone else has ) everytime it goes around or theirs a bug going around I GET IT! them bacteria tings seem to love me my throats better today, thanks to the good ol'Ibuprofen and packet of lockets but I still feel terrible, I think I'll go back to bed soon, just thought I'd pop in and say Hi, and at the same time, infect someone else ma bangin hip flu virus thaaaang.

bye.

[z]

it wouldnt even scrobble for me for a while so i uninstalled thenn reinstalled it worked
i cant face disease maan you need to go around in a plastic popemobile style thing to avoid future diseases
i hope you survive it

[Effulgent]

a the good ol' reinstall and uninstall technique used by computer whizzes everywhere yeah it does that for me too, but I just close my programs then restart them and it works and sometimes the site is just too busy!

I bet you take a bottle of carex with you everywhere you go thats a good idea, avoid those diseases, and those disease carrying bullets! (those guns and their STDS maaan )

thanks, I hope so too!

[z]

its related to the 'turn off, pray, then turn on again' phenomenon/cure for misbehaving pc's

im thinking of carrying an emergency tube of bonjelllla certainly ( i get a penny for every time i mention it )

try bonjellla if symptoms are persisting

[Effulgent]

I hope they aren't scamming you and making you pay everytime you re-install it I know that happens a lot over there those hacknians and their scamming

yeah takes care of all those mouth ulcers appering on random parts of the body they must be paying you millions you're a better advertiser than that bloke with the moustache and the lip in the adverts

[z]

theyve only charged ten pounds for this months technical support


i use it on everything even stab wounds i cant believe they used him in the ad and not me