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all east londoners do I think it might be a promotional thing for big bands = you have to pay, for ones that aren't that big = free, well they aren't saying "delete within 24 hours, or the cops will get ya!" so I assume it's safe

Then muse will see that the whole stadium's attention was at me and they were all nodding like nodding zombies when looking at my t-shirt that they would write a song called Last.Fm is my sweetheart.fm which would be a number one in 34 countries (And 10 planets including the recently desceased gallifrey ) the crowd pleasers!

that's what All saints will end up doing

Just like Frank Sinatra in las vegas (or was that elvis? it's hard to tell them appart )

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so its the promising up and coming acts that are freee aka the rubbish unloved bands im sure theyre very good

you could be in the video promoting the site in the same tshirt

has their comeback single charted yet ? are they flops or back at the tops ?

i know elvis did it and i think sinatra too

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are yours made up of crappy ones? I got offered two free ones (and 3 paid ones! 79p for Bjork! are you craaaazy!) from bands I've heard of and listen to and like

I'd be in there all through it and Bellamy would look at me lovingly while singing and I'd giggle in a cheesy scene way and do a duet with him and then do some instrumental duets with the rest of the band too it'll be the best video ever made

It'll be released on the 6th of november I think

what a copycat typical frank!

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theres a smiths one but its not free 79p is the itunes standard dont you know

youll do a bass duet ? i cantwait to see it

i'll be on the edge of my seattill the charts placing is announced :

yeah hes a complete rip off merchant

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I have a smiths one too! congrats! ditto, ariverofduchies. 79p? it should be at least 3p

I'll also be wearing a pink tutu and a tiara, it will be Rockin' then I'll be so Rocking, I'll be rockin' all over the world

and you'll fall off when they'll be number one for the 45th week

I've heard rumours that He stole Michael Buble's sound too he went into the future and everything, the bloody lulu! well he did know the mafia what else would you expect?

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AT MOST 9 P

status quo will be there ? it will be like live aid all over again

or number 45 for the 1st week

ive heard he was snooping on jamie cullum too

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of course! that's reasonable I'd say 5p for the record company (with half a pence going to the artist ) while the other 4p get spent on 1p sweets for the employees families

I wish I was 40 like you It's suprising how many old people shout out "STATUS QUOOO" as soon as you mention a pink tutu

hopefully they'll get at least 2 cds bought so they can go into the charts at number 99

is that why we never hear from Jamie anymore? he was so traumatized that he never sang again

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i think the artists shouldnt get the half pence till they sell 4 copies

youll get there one day , and quo will still be rocking all over my world

theyll be on tv saying ''nowadays with downloading we still see this as a hit honestly ''

he's beenn away so long after his wig mender accidentally burned his wig he's waiting for a replacement before unleashing another album

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lets make it 5? Artists get enough money from their record companies as it is!

Oasis must be jealous of them

They will! they'll go around illegal downloading sites and count the downloads or comments and say "well we didn't earn a penny but at least 4 people downloaded it... our mums"

couldn't he just wear pete burns wig instead?

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its true ! all those advances are never fully paid back !

no quo are their support act in 2025

yeah it was a hit among non payers! who are related to us

he's doing a show on itv about hiis surgery mishaps pete burns not cullum

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Those fools when will they learn that record companies just want the best for them!

150 year olds as support acts? I didn't know Oasis were so pro-old people, but then again they will be 80 year olds by then

they'll have a documentary in 20 years time (which will end in them getting back together ) and they'll still say it

We don't want to know about Cullums bad arm surgery! yeah I saw the advert for that! amazing

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they started the companies to help spread art and good cheer

theyll be in their fifties!!!

theyll have killed each other by then

im getting new lips like that

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Bob Geldof has nothing on them! that's the whole reason he became a musician to get closer to them

and have brain injuries and sore throats just like the rolling stones (is it too early to make coconut jokes? )

but they'll make sure they write it in their wills "I will give one pence to anyone that admits it was a hit song"

well you're a grandpa you need them to show off to your scared grandkids friends

Hooray! if you go onto someones profile, and they have just listened to a song that is downloadable it gives you the option to download it (I don't know if it's only the free ones )

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the coconut gags are ok he's back touring

theyll like my false teeth too

i bet its just the poor quality free ones that are on your list

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Good, Oasis better be carefull when they're older, they don't want coconuts falling on stage

Everyone loves a pair of cockney teeth.

you should try yours and see