Post by Spuffy on Jul 5, 2005 18:58:39 GMT -5
This is for you JMF!!
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It was a calm, sunny day at the park. Kids were playing in the sand box and others on the swings, some running around. Things were great. But then the ground began to shake. A loud roar was heard and parents everywhere grabbed their children and began to run.
“It’s her!!” Several screamed. “It’s Buffy!!”
From behind the trees came a giant, green with blonde hair, T-Rex. Buffy the T-Rex to be exact. Screams were heard as she paused and swished her hair from side to side, letting out another roar before chasing them once again. Buffy didn’t get a chance to catch any of the little people as she felt a rock hit the back of her leg. She growled and spun around, her tail whipping behind her and knocking over a tree.
“Buffy stop!” Someone yelled down below. It was Willow, the witch. She was also with Xander, Dawn, Giles, and some group of girls they called “Potentials”, as well as Faith, the slayer. But they didn’t stand a chance for Buffy was the slayer for the dinosaurs and no one would stand in her way!
Buffy roared at them and took a step forward, shaking the ground beneath her. She leaned down, sniffing the group before pulling back and stomping a foot at them. Some of Potentials began to run and Buffy started to chase them down. She caught one with her mouth and lifted her up by her leg. She violently swung her back and forth a few times before dropping her to the ground. She wasn’t too tasty.
She turned back around to see the remainder of the group coming after her, and Faith had a crossbow pointed at her. She roared and rushed at the girl, who quickly dropped the crossbow and began to run for her life.
“Oh, this is definitely not five-by-five!” She screamed as she ran into the woods at the end of the park. Buffy chased her in, and she was never heard from again.
Hours later, after searching the woods over and over again (they somehow managed to lose a giant dinosaur) a roar was heard and the whole gang spun around to see Buffy chasing them down. They screamed and ran out of the woods. They were met by Spike who was standing there with a rather large bazooka (it was now night since they spent all day looking for Buffy, who as I said, they managed to lose..somehow). He grinned at them then looked up as Buffy came crashing out of the woods.
“She’s all yours!” Xander said and the whole gang ran off, leaving Spike on his own.
“Oh bloody hell...” He said. He started to aim the bazooka at her but she was just moving too fast. His eyes widened then he began to run for his life, bazooka in hand.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, Angel appeared. Spike zig-zagged past him and Angel just ignored him. “You may want to run!” Spike warned, but again Angel didn’t care.
Spike just kept running as Angel stood in spot, holding out his hand. “Buffy. Stop.” Apparently standing there like a traffic warden wasn’t enough because she just kept running forward and eventually, splat. He was squashed under her foot.
Buffy wrinkled her nose and stopped a moment. She lifted her foot and looked at the bottom of it before wiping it off on the ground. After it was free of Angel-goo she continued to chase after Spike.
“HELP ME!” He was screaming, he had managed to get somewhat ahead though. But she was catching up quickly.
Spike was running as fast as he possibly could, then fell as he tripped over a rock. “Not good...” He said then lifted his head to look back at Buffy. She was gaining on him and he knew he didn’t have time to get up.
He was correct.
Buffy got to him and stopped, looking down at him. Instead of stomping on him or biting him she just stared at him a moment. She then smiled, as much as a T-Rex can smile and reached down with her little tiny T-Rex hands and lifted him up. He didn’t fight it because hey, she could kill him.
She started to carry him off when apparently someone found the bazooka he had dropped when he fell and shot her from behind. She let out a roar of pain and fell to the ground, dropping Spike in the process.
“Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!” Spike yelled looking at the dying dinosaur. “You didn’t need to shoot her! She was good! I think she had a souuuuuuuuul!” He ran to the side of the dinosaur and ran a hand through the blonde locks on her head.
The shooter, who happened to be Giles, just rolled his eyes. “Oh, shut it. It’s only a tranquilizer.”
Spike looked up at him. “What? I was carrying a tranquilizer bazooka around?”
“Yes. You didn’t know? We didn’t want to kill her, that’s why we left it for you.”
Spike looked back to Buffy, apparently only sleeping now. “Oh.” He shrugged and walked over to Giles. “Alright then. Lets get the girl back to Jurassic Park.”
“Fine by me.”
“You’re not taking her anywhere!” They heard someone yell. They looked over to see Dawn. “She’s my sister!”
Giles and Spike exchanged glances then returned their eyes to Dawn. “Huh?”
Dawn glared at them then suddenly morphed into a mini T-Rex with brown hair.
“Oh bloody hell.” The two Englishmen said together before Giles raised the bazooka and in a split second shot Dawn, taking her down before she even had a chance to do anything.
“Great, what are we going to do with TWO of them?” Spike asked Giles.
Giles just shrugged. “Whatever...”
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Buffy the Dinosaur
It was a calm, sunny day at the park. Kids were playing in the sand box and others on the swings, some running around. Things were great. But then the ground began to shake. A loud roar was heard and parents everywhere grabbed their children and began to run.
“It’s her!!” Several screamed. “It’s Buffy!!”
From behind the trees came a giant, green with blonde hair, T-Rex. Buffy the T-Rex to be exact. Screams were heard as she paused and swished her hair from side to side, letting out another roar before chasing them once again. Buffy didn’t get a chance to catch any of the little people as she felt a rock hit the back of her leg. She growled and spun around, her tail whipping behind her and knocking over a tree.
“Buffy stop!” Someone yelled down below. It was Willow, the witch. She was also with Xander, Dawn, Giles, and some group of girls they called “Potentials”, as well as Faith, the slayer. But they didn’t stand a chance for Buffy was the slayer for the dinosaurs and no one would stand in her way!
Buffy roared at them and took a step forward, shaking the ground beneath her. She leaned down, sniffing the group before pulling back and stomping a foot at them. Some of Potentials began to run and Buffy started to chase them down. She caught one with her mouth and lifted her up by her leg. She violently swung her back and forth a few times before dropping her to the ground. She wasn’t too tasty.
She turned back around to see the remainder of the group coming after her, and Faith had a crossbow pointed at her. She roared and rushed at the girl, who quickly dropped the crossbow and began to run for her life.
“Oh, this is definitely not five-by-five!” She screamed as she ran into the woods at the end of the park. Buffy chased her in, and she was never heard from again.
Hours later, after searching the woods over and over again (they somehow managed to lose a giant dinosaur) a roar was heard and the whole gang spun around to see Buffy chasing them down. They screamed and ran out of the woods. They were met by Spike who was standing there with a rather large bazooka (it was now night since they spent all day looking for Buffy, who as I said, they managed to lose..somehow). He grinned at them then looked up as Buffy came crashing out of the woods.
“She’s all yours!” Xander said and the whole gang ran off, leaving Spike on his own.
“Oh bloody hell...” He said. He started to aim the bazooka at her but she was just moving too fast. His eyes widened then he began to run for his life, bazooka in hand.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, Angel appeared. Spike zig-zagged past him and Angel just ignored him. “You may want to run!” Spike warned, but again Angel didn’t care.
Spike just kept running as Angel stood in spot, holding out his hand. “Buffy. Stop.” Apparently standing there like a traffic warden wasn’t enough because she just kept running forward and eventually, splat. He was squashed under her foot.
Buffy wrinkled her nose and stopped a moment. She lifted her foot and looked at the bottom of it before wiping it off on the ground. After it was free of Angel-goo she continued to chase after Spike.
“HELP ME!” He was screaming, he had managed to get somewhat ahead though. But she was catching up quickly.
Spike was running as fast as he possibly could, then fell as he tripped over a rock. “Not good...” He said then lifted his head to look back at Buffy. She was gaining on him and he knew he didn’t have time to get up.
He was correct.
Buffy got to him and stopped, looking down at him. Instead of stomping on him or biting him she just stared at him a moment. She then smiled, as much as a T-Rex can smile and reached down with her little tiny T-Rex hands and lifted him up. He didn’t fight it because hey, she could kill him.
She started to carry him off when apparently someone found the bazooka he had dropped when he fell and shot her from behind. She let out a roar of pain and fell to the ground, dropping Spike in the process.
“Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!” Spike yelled looking at the dying dinosaur. “You didn’t need to shoot her! She was good! I think she had a souuuuuuuuul!” He ran to the side of the dinosaur and ran a hand through the blonde locks on her head.
The shooter, who happened to be Giles, just rolled his eyes. “Oh, shut it. It’s only a tranquilizer.”
Spike looked up at him. “What? I was carrying a tranquilizer bazooka around?”
“Yes. You didn’t know? We didn’t want to kill her, that’s why we left it for you.”
Spike looked back to Buffy, apparently only sleeping now. “Oh.” He shrugged and walked over to Giles. “Alright then. Lets get the girl back to Jurassic Park.”
“Fine by me.”
“You’re not taking her anywhere!” They heard someone yell. They looked over to see Dawn. “She’s my sister!”
Giles and Spike exchanged glances then returned their eyes to Dawn. “Huh?”
Dawn glared at them then suddenly morphed into a mini T-Rex with brown hair.
“Oh bloody hell.” The two Englishmen said together before Giles raised the bazooka and in a split second shot Dawn, taking her down before she even had a chance to do anything.
“Great, what are we going to do with TWO of them?” Spike asked Giles.
Giles just shrugged. “Whatever...”
