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Post by Effulgent on Jun 12, 2007 8:06:02 GMT -5
Blink? they should have named that episode "Ben Who" or "Who's that?" or "I thought Jack was in this episode!"  I remember watching the last episode and thinking "this isn't bad" but so much was happening! the best part was when Jack left when hearing the tardis though yeah stuff the others! don't leave a note just run! yeah, me too, to see how they'll react when he comes back (or maybe the doc and martha will drop him off one second later and they'll all say "why do you look so old?  " "why do you have a I love Martha tattoo?") I'll be doing some head butting Zidane style its ok I look about 50! yeah you can't just give us Doctor and Martha bow and arrow scenes and no flashbacks! hopefully! he seems like his old self! he hardly ever did carry on pervy style "Helllllllllo who are you   " style hellos on torchwood  I'm hoping a bit of both (I think I'm a OT3er one true threesome!) he'll steal away Martha from him and when the doctor finally makes his move to get her back, it'll be too late and she'll be pregnant with Jack's con babies that would be fantastic! or the daleks would decide to take over the world via a song or something like that (mind control! ) and wear wigs and pretend they're some ex-soviet country no one has heard of "dalekistan? thats near edgeware innit?" and do a dance routine anD martha and doctor would be there listening and think "wait... hold on? " and save the day I hope they do one right before eurovision, a tongue and cheek sort of thing maybe a bit of hand and elbow too! rose tinted? pun intended? that would be fantastic, the doctor could wear a long hippy wig and not realize he's smoking weed and say "they legalized it in 2078!" and a hippie could say "rad maaaan, that must be some good stuff! peaaace!" They're smart they know what they're doing! |
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Post by z on Jun 12, 2007 8:58:16 GMT -5
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Post by Effulgent on Jun 12, 2007 16:37:59 GMT -5
"that one doctor-lite episode that was actually good" (not that I hated Love & Monsters or anything, the jackie/elton bits were great just this episode was actually scary!) bwaha he did seem desperate in the utopia clip (that was shown on Jonathan Ross's show) "doctor, doctor!!! save me from the Josephsssssss!" you're probably right it'll take him ages to get over Martha (and maybe the doctor too ) and we'll have a season full of Jack trying to deal with the fact that he might have to wait two more seasons to see them again then in the last episode of series 2, when he's finally dealt with it, they'll show up and say "oh Jack? sorry we thought this was 1930s peckham, see ya!" and go back into their tardis and disappear and then he'll break down and say "noooo take me with yooooooou!" I've heard Chris likes that sort of hairstyle he's cute, If I can't get Gene, I'll settle for him and then steal Gene off his mrs when I grow my hair back that would be amazing, if dead ringers was on, they'd probably have a doc/martha going to see the robin hood cast sketch I bet it was fantastic all that giant lizard thing killing, sounds wonderfull! they're puting him on bbc 2 now, because its one above 3 and they think it'll make him happy, don't they know hes a one kind of guy? three never made him happy, he was never a pertwee fan what a goodlooking boyband! that would be fantastic! that fanfic probably already exists though "those bloody cyberman voted against us!!!! they voted for the Judoonies so we wouldn't win! everyone loved their version of The Pussycat Doll's 'Buttons'! if only people liked our Zippers instead!" I wonder if theirs a universevision in the future that would be fantastic, although I can see the doctor getting emo and Martha havening to roll her eyes and stick a banana in his mouth after he emoz about timelords not entering the contest anymore, because they're all dead and they sang "My lovely horse" (father ted is big in gallifrey ) every year I wonder why he just doesn't go back in time to when all the timelords were alive, it probably hurts too much and I do get annoyed by him thinking "I'm alone I'm not the only one, the face of boe was drunk!" not all of them were on gallifrey doctor! if you're out and about travelling, theirs probably some others out there too! but maybe he is right, and they all went back to gallifrey to fight the war, but I'm sure the doctor will bump into an old Timelady girlfriend in a future episode Wogan is evil! yeah so the hendrix fans in the dw fandom don't complain about how the guy who playing the guitar doesn't play like Hendrix does or look like hendrix does, shame I was hoping Lenny Henry (he pops up all over the place now ) would guest star, I think he would make a lovely Hendrix he could insert jokes about his mother shouting at him inbetween songs I know, Rusty is toying with us, just wish he'd have charecters say things and spell it out instead of giving us so much subtext and scenes which the fandom fights about because they all misread them |
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Post by z on Jun 13, 2007 8:36:22 GMT -5
'Doctor Lite' coming soon to bbc 4  what a revival his career has had of late no tv work for 15 years and now everywhere oh thoseteasing gits:P they can beshown in the tardis laughing about the exclusivity in the tardis while listening to jack sobbing you can have a wig for gene days and a bald head for Chris and a false moustache for ray ifit was dead ringers doing it RussellCrowewould have to be used and their russell brand or it would be an opportunity missed is Torchwood really going to be on bbc2 i'll have no excuse to miss it sean pertwee has to star in dr who oritwillbe a huge opportunity missed theyd need a 3rd bloke to be in the band cant think of one ''howdid judoon even qualify foreurovision!! exterminate!'' he doesnt want to find other timelords he uses the lonely survivor act to get all the best girls if they found out there was a planet of them roundthe corner hed seem less aappealing reminiscingabout how shedscream at him to turn teh racketdown while a friendofhisdad inexpertly cut his hair good old lenny i wonder if he reads the bitterness his characters and stories have spawned and lovvves it |
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Post by Effulgent on Jun 15, 2007 7:28:49 GMT -5
"diet doctor" with cameos from Marth and the doc every episode He's worked! you're forgetting the masterpiece that was Shark Attack 3: Megalodon and Martha would say "whats that bach? sounds great!" and the doctor would have a big evil grin on his face and say "more like Jache actually! muahahahaaaaa" yeah Ray only goes for women with moustaches I'll let Annie have ray, ray doesn't really do it for me and she'd look very liverpoolish with a moustache Brand playing the doctor and crowe playing Martha? Yeah because of the good ratings it got on bbc three (it was repeated on bbc two last time too ) I wonder if he's been asked to star it would be horrible if he turned it down! the doctor did say he had a son once, that would be a great part for pertwee to play and all the newbies and companions would say "but he looks nothing like you!" and Sarah Jane would arrive and say "he does actually, he looks just like his dad worzel gummidge" a captain of some sort I bet that they'll do that one episode Maybe in the last series, just have the tardis take a detour and they'll land in a planet full of other time lords and Martha or Helga or whoever is his companion then will give him a "AHEEEEM WHAT THE HELL! " look and he'll give her his puppy dog eyes that don't work on martha (only if he gives her a hug too, and he he gives her one every episode ) I could write his biography! his childhood was fantastic! full of child abuse (hair cutting!) but his jokes are hilarious, in a sad but funny way he probably does! puts on a fake moustache (then takes it off when Ray starts running after him ) and strokes it and "muahahaha's" all over the place, he probably loves the reaction he gets, he's peed off every dw fan at least once |
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Post by Effulgent on Jun 15, 2007 7:44:17 GMT -5
The DW site has been updated: www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho I want the flashy intro to be my screensaver I wish that they made them, they have a nice "dancing" pertwee one somewhere on the site though Lizo from Newsround gave "Utopia" 5/5 apparently its great! please make Jack/Doctor/Martha canon Rusty! pleeeeease! and the bbc released very spoily info about the finale OHH SIMMY SIMM SIMM! I HAVEN'T READ IT BUT I THINK I KNOW OMG LIEK WOAH! ohh the past couple of episodes have been fan dabby dosy!!!! its like season 1 all over again, the best episodes later on in the season! and by best I mean "BEEEEEEEEEST!" ahem, I can't wait till tomorrow oh jack oh simm! oh martha! oh doctor oh derek jacobi:O fxfjdsajksda They had a special dw episode of blue peter the other day, and jack joined the cute welsh bloke and they made the inside of the tardis and he didn't let his pevert out at all! (he did say one thing which made me go "ohhh yeaaah " but appart from that fantastic) and a little kid won the chance to be in tomorrows episode, the other kids were so sad when they were told they didn't win the part Rusty was pleased with the other two finalists performances so they're going to be extras in tomorrows episode. also Rusty has a poster of Tennant's doctor in his office and the boy who won it, was such a player he went and hugged Freema and was like "ohh I don't want this to end " and she huged him back, also tennant picked him up which was cute, and John laughed a lot which is always cute they had a clip from the episode too, ouu err! and Totally Doctor Who will be on 5pm (I think) on bbc 1 today and they always have a exclusive clip, I wonder if it'll be the same one though again ouu eerr. Talking about Totally Doctor Who, I think the female presenter (Kristen O'brien, I loved her when I was younger.) is a darthaist. fantastic! |
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Post by z on Jun 15, 2007 8:09:22 GMT -5
i'll never forget the shark clip they need to do an undercover ep in liverpoool with Annie in a fake tache and Gene making some incredibly anti liverpool remarks Now youve put the idea of Brand as the doctor in my head i cant accept any other alternatives! Tennant Out! Tennant Out! Brandy wouldnt wait ten eps before wooing Martha ! the bbc2 news has made me think i'll be a torchwood diehard i feel like Sean Pertwee will definitely do something in it eventually my mate knows abloke who worked in his house building or something apparently hes a tremendously nice fellow gives her one every episode! ? this is a family site! he released a film of a gig he did in the finest town on the globe that graphic of jack gripping the tardis is impressive so is the pic it eventually settles on its great some might say i give lizo 0/5 its the first of a two parter ? i dont want it finished tomorrow crikey nice prize nice behaviour from Barrowman too that jammy little hugger i wonder if it was a git in his 20s if theyd have found it as cute |
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Post by Effulgent on Jun 15, 2007 9:35:50 GMT -5
one of the best shark clips ever! that would be fantastic and it would show how brave Gene was, making Anti-liverpool remarks in liverpool! he could get in a fight with a liverpudlian and Annie would try and break it up with her moustache on and say "Alright! Alright! Calm down, calm down!" and Sam would laugh and feel bad because his grandma's from liverpool or something like that and then Gene would say "oh she is? well that explains a lot" and say more anti-liverpool things and the a thousand liverpudlians would write in and complain (the others were trying to calm them down joooke!) Brand would be... interesting you're right he'd go straight for it no mixed signals no brush offs it would be fantastic I might be if I ever catch up! I hope series 2 will be better! he seems like a great bloke, coolness obviously runs in the family. yeah I saw that too thought I'd keep it in like my spelling mistakes! Hackney Taaaaaan, London? or Liverpool? Its good, they're all looking great, the website backgrounds on the site are always great! he always gets to watch the episode before we do! AND he gets paid for it! -5/5 from me! This episode is a one parter I think, but then the next episode will be part of a two parter, them it'll all end and we'll have to wait for the christmas special although according to doctor who magazine its a three part final, but on wikipedia it says its this then a 2 parter. I think he said "he takes that with him when he hooks up with the doctor" or something like that and I thought "ouu err hook!" but their were a lot of times where I thought he'd say something (I know I would have ) but he was great, like how no one mentioned Torchwood (thats an adult show! ) so everyone pretends he's been dead for the past year and mysteriously appears in cardiff in tomorrows episode their was a scarecrow in the blue peter studio, he was a little hyper and flirting with Konnie (they sat together! aww Scarecrow/Konnie forever!) yeah he's smart he knew because he was short and young that she'd be ok with it and went for the kill when he's 20 he'll look back and reminisce about the days when he could get away with doing things like that and not get a slap |
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Post by z on Jun 15, 2007 9:53:39 GMT -5
yeah theyd complain in their thousands especially about the moustachioed women slurs just think this could be the first time its been suggested Martha will give her supporrt to our campaign or resign on the spot i think i'll just go straight in with series 2 im not going to rewatch/watch series 1 hes in goal 2 too its best not to edit out what you first typed , theres always an inner truth in these mistakes the first guess theres some excellent posing going on i want to be in the show or in that screen he should be sacked from newsround for corrupt illegal downloading of incomplete bbc material wahey 3 more weeks of it maybe they werent mentioning torchwood in case it would embarass him to be associated with it what a pro konnnie must be the longest serrving bp presenter in history he'l be on a dr who nostalgia night saying ''i knew what i was doing '' |
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Post by Effulgent on Jun 16, 2007 12:53:52 GMT -5
"how dare you say imply we have moustches! our first beauty salon opened 2 years ago!!!" I'm thinking the latter our? you mean your campaign good luck with it! but you'll miss all the badly written goodness! is he in goal 3? or will he come back in Goal: Ressurection? your hair is bad, oh sorry, What I meant to type was your hair is rad (very happening ) but I made a spelling mistake! I'm bad at insulting people I'm such an angel but not the large forheaded kind lucky you and ray winston oh yeah its very bad ass, look at how good looking we areish lucky them, they get paid to pose they didn't pose for other promo pics though I don't think Captain Jack did one for that picture either (he still has his torchwood earpiece on, is he expecting a call from gwen? ) they did a horrible copy/paste manip job with captain jack torchwood promo pics and stuck him beside doctor/martha on the series 3 promo pics for the utopia pics, still looked good though... kind of, yeah it was horrible horribly good! all the cool kids are doing it! not only do they download illegally but they get paid for it? (how does that work then? ) bloody ponces! they should all be knighted then get stripped of their knighthoods infront of millions of old queen fangirls (they love brian may ) muahaha take that Lizo! wayhey but also boohoo, only 3 more weeks left! they'll start filming soon though! "I've never heard of this torchwood, sounds horrible! anyway lets take about panto, I'm in preston this christmas!" she is and she never ages! shes been the pin up for students everywhere since 1972! grandads talk to their grandkids about her "that konnie huq eh? back in my day we used to call her Hoxi foxi " and grandkids would say "ugghhh Grandad! I'm 12! I only have eyes for george/mayble/whateverthenewturtles name is!" I bet Russell will offer him the Doctor who job, he'll be the 12th doctor "come back in a few years when you turn 8 then we'll talk!" and he'll be hired because of his ability to hug women without them slapping him The doctors done a lot of hugging with Martha this year, maybe it'll be a theme in the future the new bad wolf/torchwood/saxon "HUG" and everyone would go crazy as soon as he huged his companion and say "did you see him hugging her there? she didn't slap him at all thats weird that is! it probably means that a hug monster will go around killing people via hugs in the finale! " oh dw fans are soo crazy. |
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Post by Effulgent on Jun 16, 2007 13:03:36 GMT -5
DOCTOR WHO 7:15M 15 MINUTES! OUU ERR OUU! I'm expecting Rose mentions, Martha going to Glumtown possibly (Jack will probably say "omg you aint Rose ... nice ass though") and Jack/Martha and Jack/everyone flirting! and Derek Jacobi and a little kid who hugs women without getting slapped! also "Jekyll" at 9pm on bbc 1, looks great, written by Steven Moffat aka one of the best doctor who writers, staring James Nesbitt who I love, MARK GATISS that new bionic women kat slaters kid person, JANE FROM COUPLING! (I almost love her as much as Jeff) and some other people. might be crap, but I'll check it out |
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Post by z on Jun 16, 2007 13:11:23 GMT -5
'' we're the fake tan capital of the world damn you!! (even though its stilll the 70's)'' ok i'll take fulll credit and get a job on the show its a good miss im imagining he'll be in goal 3 hes the agent of one of the star players in goal 2 that hair jibe says youre an insulting genius theres no room for torchwood earpieces in DW ! bRIAN mAY WILL BE ON THE PALACE ROOF GUITARING WHILE THEY HAVE THEIR HONOURS REVOKED im sure i was still in primary school for her debut when someone leaves that isnt the longest serving presenter i assume theyve been sacked yeah you DW fans are too crazy that boy is clearly meant to be the doctor ! getting hugs under false pretences ! ''im the only remaining child in my school fancy a consolling hug ? '' |
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Post by Effulgent on Jun 16, 2007 14:06:17 GMT -5
SPOILERS FOR TONIGHTS EPISODE HAHAHAHA YESSSS! THE MASTER THE FRIKKING MASTER! DEREK JACOBI TURNED INTO JOHN SIMM!!!!! hahaha I KNEW ABOUT THE MASTER, but that was due to fan speculation, BUT ITS TRUE! I saw the eight doctor movie which featured the Master, he was played by Eric Roberts aka Julia Robert's brother and he was pants HOPEFULLY JOHN WILL DO A BETTER JOB! I loved him in the 5 minutes he was in this episode. HAHA GENIUS! This be the master: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_%28Doctor_Who%29 He is a renegade Time Lord who is the greatest individual enemy of the Doctor. ahem |
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Post by z on Jun 16, 2007 14:20:47 GMT -5
is the master something dalek related? Beevers looks like the best incarnation on the wiki page Marthas openRose resent was good ''good old Rose '' her and jack bantering about her blondness was good He called them Bloggers He knows Now Jack's Torchwood misery makes even more sense to me did theyspell it out on Torchwood the centuries of Abandonment ? i thoughtit was a year long exile his bantering with the Doc in the death room was good to see , they can be travel pals again it was great seeing him back when he said '' Maybe later Blue '' it was great Hermits United seems a great group |
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Post by Effulgent on Jun 16, 2007 15:21:01 GMT -5
'' we're the fake tan capital of the world damn you!! (even though its stilll the 70's)'' ok i'll take fulll credit and get a job on the show its a good miss im imagining he'll be in goal 3 hes the agent of one of the star players in goal 2 that hair jibe says youre an insulting genius theres no room for torchwood earpieces in DW ! bRIAN mAY WILL BE ON THE PALACE ROOF GUITARING WHILE THEY HAVE THEIR HONOURS REVOKED im sure i was still in primary school for her debut when someone leaves that isnt the longest serving presenter i assume theyve been sacked yeah you DW fans are too crazy that boy is clearly meant to be the doctor ! getting hugs under false pretences ! ''im the only remaining child in my school fancy a consolling hug ? '' "are you implying that Tanned women don't look good with moustaches? TANIST!!!!" I'll stop now, I love liverpool really, its the liver of britain the cook? Tennant likes salad apparently what a nancy. he'll probably win an oscar for his part then they'll be forced to bring him back for Goal: Ressurection, no one can out shine the pertwees well maybe tennants and ecclestons and that guy who played the old guy with the moustache on dads army thanks I know BAN THE EARPIECES! BAAAAN THEEEEM I SAY! he must have a good network though if he can make a phone to cardiff from the end of the universe "you're not the champions or the knights dun dun dun dun dunn no obe's for you tonnniiight, you're not the champiooons bla bla something" it'll be fantastic Maybe they love her too much and know she brings in the punters (the target audiance ) I bet the little kid who hugged Freema has hugged her too he is! he's the only one that can play him now, he was perfect in tonights episode, very doctory he even charmed Martha! |
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