The Ashes to Ashes (+ Life On Mars) Thread

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BTVS IS SACRED MAAAN

yeah he can have poshened up to get promotions

people would still snipe about how ''gene would never call someone a Deborah ''

i bet it will be played by an established star like Kathy Burke turning up as the wife of Ted from Ted and Ralph

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SO IS LIFE ON MARS!

and call everyone "Martha darling!" "you Bloody Jesse darling" so he can still insult them, but sound posh at the same time

people who have seen every episode of the show would know that he would call everyone a deborah! even his wife.. Debbie Hunt

I think it'll be played by Elizabeth Hurley , I want the audiance to be suprised when they see her, maybe shes a hippy or has a job and Gene helps her to cook it would be great if they surprised us and didn't just have a middle aged woman whos specialty is yorkshire pudding and always has rollers in her hair

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its not yet attained such status for me im sure it might

he could use only posh womens names '' you celia! you hyacinth!''

if shes revealed to be debbie hunt i'll demand a writing credit

she'll be a peace protestor chaining herself to the gates at nuclear power plants and he'll be embarrassed when she says hello to him when him and the coppers turn up to remove the protestors

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IT WILL ONE DAY!

are you saying that posh people aren't named jesse, dorothy and Martha? yeah because all chavs are named Dorothy

WELL I SUGGESTED IT BEING A NAME FOR HER SO I SHOULD BE FIRST IN THE CREDITS

it'll be fantastic and ray would be there chewing gum as usual, chris would have a confused look on his face, and Sam would be asking people to leave nicely instead of beating them up and Gene would pretend he didn't know her and she'd say "I left some Yorkshire Pudding in the fridge for ya darling, I'd wave to you but I'm chained up you see *Cheeky grin*" and Chris would say "is she your cleaner Guv?" and Gene would give him a look and say "No you bloody nonce, unless I've suddenly become the earl of bleeding oldham!" "NUCLEAR? Nuclear? I WANTED SOME NOOKIE LOVE BUT NOT THE CLEAR KIND! how many times have I told you to stop hanging with your drugged up straw shaggin friends! I could be out catching murderers and calling them names instead of freeing you yet again!, I don't know why I bleedin married you!" and she'd sat "because you love me?" and he'd blush yet try and look like the tuffnut he is, and Sam would run away crying because he thought Gene was single, and Ray and Chris would have fainted because they thought that his wife would be fanny craddick not a hippie version of elizabeth hurley and he'd tell her to "pee off back home, love, darling, my mushie pea of a debbie, I'll be home later" and arrest the rest of the protestors and pretend that he hadn't seen her there and never speak of it again it would be fantastic viewing.


also, theirs isn't a list of Genes nicknames for people, but there is Huntisms (CHICKEN IN A BASKET? I hope they add his Farting/Poo remark from yesterdays episode ) here: mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/

also quotes/scripts here: versaphile.com/lom/

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but this is the last series

Dot Cotton i rest my case

you adapted it from my name suggestion

what a vivid picture you paint i cant believe they havent already gone down tha route

crikey some of those audio samples went out on the bbc

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QUICKLY THEN! GET OBSESSED

AY UP! dorothy perkins I rest my case! shes gotta be a poncy lass to be turned into a department store chain! and I thought people wanted to be turned into diamonds and cubic zirconias nowadays

I rest my case

I should win the oscar for best adaptation

The LoM writers actually begged me to join their team, I just said "listen up mate!, I aint doing nuffin till I get paid double what you get and I get Gene Hunters hand in marriage!" they've started giving me money, but they say the second part of the deal is impossible to do because apparently "hes fictional" I told them to work on it or they'll never get me to be a part of their team! so they're working on it

They did the bbc is the new channel 4 you should check out the bbc life on mars site too, they have the pages in character and everything "alright you got your free wallpapers now bog off before DSI hunt comes to your Gaff!" and the like

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i'll remain a dedicated evvery epwatching loyalist

she was a market stall holder who hit the big time but stayed true to her common roots

very clever bit of oscar winning

theyll just make the gene actor do it and tell him its like a challenge as an actor to keep up the gene persona 24 hours a day your entire married life

thats sounds excellent literally

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and I hope you get addicted to ashes to ashes as well, and its spin off, Ziggy Stardust when they all go to mars and meet up with a martian and kidnap him and take him back to earth where he becomes a rock icon, actually that would make a great spin off, spin off

and became a billionare and invited to posh parties

thanks, I owe it all to my husband gene hunt, he motivated me, and came to me in a dream saying "GIVE ME A WIFE AND CALL HER DEBBIE!" I created the character, than renamed myself Debbie

I'd be fine with Philip Glenister becomeing my husband and pretending to be Gene, even if it ruins his life, I'm a psycho like that

yeah its great when he beats you up for info

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i think its got great promise

but she'd turn up in rags stinking terribly

so youll play the part yourself ?

yeah he can cope with the role give him a bafta when he dies

has he ever had another acting job ?

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they should keep making spin offs till the actors get old and they run out of David Bowie songs to name the spin offs after

with a case full of a million pounds while wearing a necklace from tiffanys

of course

I will, I'll make sure he gets on that "people who are dead and only have black and white pictures" bafta tribute thing too

yes he has, hes a proffesional www.imdb.com/name/nm0322562/ "DCI David Driscoll"? what is it with him and DCIs!

he narrated some Jamie's Chef episodes? dammit! I knew I should have watched that

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theyll have to use bowies bsides that no ones heard of

thats when i decided she'd sold out

what an egomaniac

make sure they cheer when his picture comes up


he's done so much

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then start using words from his interviews "what? he said he liked Elvis's hair on gmtv? ok we'll name this 100th spin off, elvis's hair!"

yeah she let all the commoners of the world down after she bought a necklace!

also a pyromaniac!

yeah I will, but I'll make sure they have something in small text below the picture saying "audiance is not cheering because he died, they're cheering because life on mars is getting another season, 30 years after it aired and right after the actor who played its best character died! wayhey!"

he was in calender girls I can just imagine what Gene would say about that

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'' odd coloured eyes '' the new bowie inired time travel drama

its what it symbolised maan!

its an undertandable mania to have

they can get a gene lookalike to play the role and just dub in old gene lines

i swear to god i heard him doing voiceovers on talksport today too

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that would be fantastic sounds like an itv show to me

YEAH SHES TURNING HER BACK ON HER LOWER LOWER LOWER LOWER LOWER WORKING CLASS BACKGROUND MAN wheres the simpsons fashion rope belt gone?

fire is just wonderfull the way it looks, and the way you can die if you jump in one

that would be horrible, I hope it'll be his son though

hes everywhere!

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crikey i forgot primeval again

shes not selling it anymore thats for sure!

ive survived such foolish jumps o go ahead kids!

it should be his dad wo gene learned it all from