Night Jobs

[JamesMFan]

No, this is not something about rumpy pumpy.

It's come to my attention that I'm an insomniac, so since my mother keeps going on at me that I should get a job I think I would be best suited to one at night/early hours of the morning.

What kind of night jobs are there?

Baring in mind that I'm a tiny person and not very butch so I couldn't be a bouncer or security person probably.

Also, I can't drive.

I have no discernable skills.

I don't think I'd earn much as a prostitute...

So, what's left?

[z]

Sorting out letters for the Post Office

[z]

Petrol station shop type person

[JamesMFan]

I've seen a film where one of them petrol people DIES.

Ech.

[z]

I picture them being held up everynight too

[JamesMFan]

So you suggested I tried it?!?! Evil.

[z]

Its at night

is working in a seedy club out of the question?

[JamesMFan]

Remember I look 12, so I don't think I'd get a job in a seedy club. Unless it was a REALLY seedy paedophile club.

[z]

Thats too seedy, I think it may have to be milk or post based

[JamesMFan]

I want to be a postman, actually. Although less of the man.

I can't remember why I can't be one...

[z]

Youre old enough and have no criminal record ?

[JamesMFan]

...yes...

[z]

There must be a few other things for night stalkers

[JamesMFan]

I hear the paparazzi make lots of bucks.

[z]

If you get one juicy shot , you vcan make a fortune with blackmail then by having a tabloid bidding war for your pic .