Beckham off :O :P

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it looked like a des and mel style show , witth no man

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The Real Madrid manager says he wont pick Beckham again for the rest of the seaon , how petty he should get a chance to say farewell to the fans , hopefully the manager will need to reverse the decision .

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He's staying true to his word so far , Beckhams sat in the stands in a suit with his mum

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aww

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The club president tried to make himself popular with the fans by slagging off Beckham for leaving , but the fans reacted angrily wanting him to resign in shame instead

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of Real Madrid, or Sheffield under 12s?

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Sheffield under 12's , beckham had been stringing them along for months telling them thats where he was going

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He was such a hit with the boys, Keith Booberson the youngest at the ground at 4 years old, tought David how to write and everything, he also helped him with his public speaking, no wonder he's so good now he'll be crushed

I bet they were so excited I heard that the coach bought everyone cars (remote contol ) and they all went out drinking to celebrate (out to legoland then had fanta had the legoland restraunt ) they must be crushed (as keith said to the waitress when she bought them whole ice cubes )

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ive heard victorias in negotiations to get Booberston released from hi sheffield contract to help David deal with the notorious vultures in the hollywood media

i like how keith handles the orders for the whole team and probably booked the legoland tickets at a good bulk discount rate i think if he joins teh beckhams in LA that will be a far bigger blow to sheffield than Beckhams sub

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Hollywood Reporter: Hi, David, nice elevator you're standing in, what a nice COLOR, anyway what are your views on George Bush?
David: my 4 year old friend says not to go into Bushes cause the ones in shefiled are filled with George Michael lookalikes or something.
Reporter: eh....
David: did you say A? I haven't reached that letter yet, I'm still learning to count.

it would be fantastic, he'd handle it perfectly

"OYE YOU! YOU GIVE ME A DISCOUNT, I'LL GIVE YOU A YEARS SUPPLY OF MY PACKED LUNCHES, DEAR OR NO DEAL?" some people say that he's a mix of Alan Sugar and Noel Edmonds, I say he's the pete burns of our generation

He control's the business really, it's obvious you can see it everytime he kicks the older ones in the under 12s team, like 89 year old Ozzy Ozbourne

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i wonder will they treat him as a bit dim there like they do here we'll see keith constantly whispering in his ear or butting in saying '' we told you no questions about that !!! ''

not many under 12 footballers culd pull off the pete burns look , but he manages it with great aplomb
he'll start up a hollywood under 12s team

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he'll be like that baby dressed as a business man from that adver (you know which one! ) or a more mature version of little ant and deck

he's a great racket spinner too, or so I've heard
with Dirk Benedict as the captain

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i hope not as annoying as the klittle ant and dec though

dirks electric speed will tare the league apart

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and not as Sweet craving and Misogynist either

they'll never know what hit them! haha! those underage fools!

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theyll be on celeb big brother in ten years

''out of the way granddad .... eek look at him go ''