Beckham off :O :P

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making fun of sean preston spears ferdaline the 3rd disgusting behaviour.

and Jade Goody would be humming the Grandstand theme tune instead of the A team tune whenever he came into the frikkin room! it would be great

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he'll be a force in the white rap world

i was thinking of saying 'hopefully she'll be dead by then' but i restrained myself

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aint no homie gonna mess with him!

yeah it would make sense since she's far older than him well not behaviour wise

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i bet the carphone warehouse will regeret pulling out of sponsoring it with such future stars making the ratings soar

his unique diet will give him a minimum of 60 more years

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They will! but I think they'll be happy about still going strong 50 years later

their was a clip where he was talking about a vegetable that made you pee black and no one knew what it was and ignored him and H came in with a helpfull "my dad grew carrots in dustbins!" Dirk should have his own cooking show, and H is fantastic

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theyll be installing phones directly into peoples heads by then

I dont think ive had that vegetable
I liked the bit when H said ''youd have made a good james bond '' to dirk and dirk said ''i would ''

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and everyone would think talking to themselves was normal Shame I'll be a 68 year old pensioner then I'd love to walk around the streets talking to myself, in 50 years time the only one I'll be talking to is the guy who lives next door to me at the nursing home

me neither, it's some posh name like dunstable or Walthamstow

he would be fantastic I love the way he teases Shilpa about Dirk, he's such a dirk/shilpa shipper I loved last night when she said something was biting her and he said "lucky thing"

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i still think eeryone with hands free sets are nutcases talking to themselves

only the most exclusive farmers farm it

it was a great remark that should be the story for the rest of the series

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yeah it's much safer when people in cars use their phones instead

an obsecure vegetable that only cool people eat

They should get married in the final episode and she'd say "I now know what bit me... his love"

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i only dared attempt that once never again

its a thousand pounds per pound

theyll be the final two in there and can have the ceremony in thre with him carrying her out over the threshold , then needing a lie down due to over exertion

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you'd rather do a marathon then speak on your phone!

more addictive than drugs

haha, I hope they get the same number of votes to win so their both winners and Davina saying "wow it's a sign that you are made for each other!" and Shilpa would say "well I've never met this woman before but if she says we are! then we are!" and Dirk would run around hapily would a walthamstow in his hand it would be perfect

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thats true the marathons so tedious to watch let alone do

only the rich dare get into it

if he can carry walthamstow he's proved his suitability to her strict parents

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They never got married!

I'm calling ofcom! I swear I saw "Shilpa and Dirk will get married" in tiny letters on a big brother advertisement before the finale

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if ofcom tells c4 '' get themmarried by februry or we're axeing big brother '' then it will happen she said he needs her dads permission first though i read today

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maybe her dads an A-Team or fellow Macrobiotic diet fan lets hope he is

I hope they do that instead of axe it, it would be terrible to have no big brother contriversies PLUS no Shilpa/Dirk wedding