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Oct 3, 2005 10:35:33 GMT -5
Post by JamesMFan on Oct 3, 2005 10:35:33 GMT -5
Will Ferrel? Ewww. haha. Sandra Bullock...that makes me laugh for some reason.
If he'd axed the cast for these lot that would be quite horrendous. Perhaps River would be played by Lara Flynn Boyle or whatever her name is...ech.
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Oct 3, 2005 10:38:30 GMT -5
Post by z on Oct 3, 2005 10:38:30 GMT -5
I could see Brittany Murphy being annoyingly 'Kooky'
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Oct 3, 2005 10:42:14 GMT -5
Post by JamesMFan on Oct 3, 2005 10:42:14 GMT -5
Me too, with her eyes all bugged out and stuff. Ooh, it would be great! We'd all complain about it for decades to come.
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Oct 3, 2005 10:49:58 GMT -5
Post by z on Oct 3, 2005 10:49:58 GMT -5
It would be better if the studio had axed Joss too , so h could get out of it unscathed then make his version with our cast
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Oct 3, 2005 10:58:15 GMT -5
Post by JamesMFan on Oct 3, 2005 10:58:15 GMT -5
They could hire Robert Redford to direct.
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Oct 3, 2005 11:03:50 GMT -5
Post by z on Oct 3, 2005 11:03:50 GMT -5
I think he'd make it too respectable Michael Bay or Brett Rattner !
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Oct 3, 2005 11:10:23 GMT -5
Post by JamesMFan on Oct 3, 2005 11:10:23 GMT -5
Oh! What's that guys name that did Bowling for Columbine and stuff...is it Michael Moore?! Anyway, he could do it and it'd be documentary style!
The horror!
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Oct 3, 2005 11:12:34 GMT -5
Post by z on Oct 3, 2005 11:12:34 GMT -5
I'd quite like an ep blike that but not an entire film .
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Oct 3, 2005 11:15:27 GMT -5
Post by JamesMFan on Oct 3, 2005 11:15:27 GMT -5
Like a "Storyteller" type ep of Firefly? Wash could do the amusing narration in between, sitting on his pilot's chair and fiddling with his...dinosaurs.
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Oct 3, 2005 11:17:06 GMT -5
Post by z on Oct 3, 2005 11:17:06 GMT -5
Yeah , axe Moore and have Wash do it and comment amusingly to camera while Jayne and Simon row .
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Oct 3, 2005 11:19:57 GMT -5
Post by JamesMFan on Oct 3, 2005 11:19:57 GMT -5
noting the "unresolved sexual tenstion" no doubt.
I can imagine Wash keeping the camera on Zoe's bottom for a good long ten seconds at least!
Gina Torres would feel used.
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Oct 3, 2005 11:23:07 GMT -5
Post by z on Oct 3, 2005 11:23:07 GMT -5
He would Note it about Inara and Mal too, and annoyedly about Mal and Zoe Zoe would have him in a headlock making him apologise to camera
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Oct 3, 2005 11:27:06 GMT -5
Post by JamesMFan on Oct 3, 2005 11:27:06 GMT -5
I wonder if he'd spend a good portion of the time showing Jayne and Book's comraderie as they work out. It's a wonder there's been no fic about them.
Strangely, I can see River looking into the camera really close up, spouting a bunch of babble and then stealing the camera from Wash and running away with it giggling like a lunatic.
I can also see the episode starting off with just the dinosaurs in frame of the camcorder, as Wash acts out a little play with them about the characters on board.
Ah, my imagination.
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Oct 3, 2005 11:34:13 GMT -5
Post by z on Oct 3, 2005 11:34:13 GMT -5
Its a pretty gruesome prospect im not surprised theres been no such fic Your imagination is remarkable
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Oct 3, 2005 11:36:11 GMT -5
Post by JamesMFan on Oct 3, 2005 11:36:11 GMT -5
Jayne/Book is HOT!
Yay! I just found that (I'm going to say, due to high demand) my cinema is now showing Serenity lot's of days! Huzzah!
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