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it doesnt get any more american than that

if i was an arty type id do pictures with liam and noel with brian may hair

theyre in prison now

some of them werent recognised nor were my cheeers plays

then get one

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I'm sure that your piece of art will be critically acclaimed and displayed in the tate, it sounds fantastic

WTF Donovan was yo game man, was yo game? why you invadin ma chart man!

he randomly appeared on it today, what a strange man

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Brian mays guitar stylings are intriguing so are my art stylings

the old hippy or the aussie hippy ?

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his stylyings are slightly better though and less Manchestery

the welsh sounding hippie!

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im opening a musical about his hair across the road from 'we will rock you' im hoping people without tickets to that will come to my show

hes a glaswegian minstrel

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he's the scotch version of Joss Stone, who is suddenly american now

I changed my last.fm icon

Noel popped up on my weekly last.fm thingy, the cheek!

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i heard her on the radio the other day and she was remarkably english all of a sudden the backlash had an affect it would seem

is that a doctor ?

he should remain their too

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Good her little stunt at the brit awards was amazing I think she was a little drunk/hyper/high/emotionally unstable

yes, he works at the local clinic/surgery/prescription house he visited me on my first birthday and dressed up as a clown, back then he used to be shorter and fatter and called Sylvester he had a companion called Tweety Dalek and he always used to try and kill her, it was a fantastic time

its ok, he'll probably be replaced by some of my regulars next week maybe the beatles or Bucks Fizz

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rabby ohh rabbby you strong ! you strong rabby!

i hope his radical appearence changes werent too upsetting on you at that age

i loved the fizz on rock profiles

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All the Rabbi's in Britain were thinking "yes I am strong thank you very much "

right before (or was it after ) "My dadaaaaaaay made me go to rehab I said NOOOO NOOO NOOOO!" oh what a confusing message she was giving out that day "stay strong don't go to rehab!"

its ok, he did grow a moutache and looked like a short freddy kruger but what else would you expect? he was a good man. now hes older and younger looking patooey !

Cheryl Baker annoys the jensen Ackles out of me she is very stuck up, I remember watching a tv show with her on it, and she kept praising herself and thought she was the shiznet!

Abba and Michael Jackson were the best thing on rock profile!

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''we dont need a non jew to remind us either! ''
yeah rrehabs for wimps except strong inspiring rabby of course

he's using his doctor status to jump the queue for nhs plastic surgery

ive never heard any anti cheryl material she made a greatcameo on harry hills tv burp once

i liked the bee gees and elton johns ones too

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its the reason he left Rehab early! all because of Joss and her implication that Rehab was wimpy! she is so controversial! who does she think she is? Simon Cowell!

its obvious! thats why he gets thinner each time too, he gives himself free liposuction too, how generous of him he has to stop changing so much though, he'll look like Joan Rivers soon! or Ronnie Corbett (hopefully! )

I can't remember what it was, one of those reality tv shows I think Harry Hills tv burp can be so funny sometimes, 99% of it is lame, but some of his commentary can be hilarious and he always gets the best guest stars at the end of the show

Elton John was fantastic!

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she'll never match cowells magnificence or chest size! he slagged rabby and britneys rehab spells off funnily too

joan rivers and cassandra were very similar

there was a bit on it after shed broken her ankle on a reality show and on harrys show they invented a reality show where they set celebrities on fire or something and we saw cherys agent suggesting it to her and her triumphantly saying ''im back ! ''

i want to see that again now i bet its youtubeable

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but he slags everyone off so its kind of more special that Joss did it, but Simon is better at it

yeah they're both pieces of skin

they did a bit the other day withy the Emmerdale newspaper and the Eastenders (I think it was) newspaper fighting, it wasn't funny but it was ok they also did a Old people from a show that was on last week about Elderly internet surfers, which was funny, I love it when random people from shows pop up

it probably is, *Sounds like a music critic* its so underrated maaan

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he is i love it when someone does a song from the last 10 years and he calls it 'endulgent' and obscure

both capable of evil too

there was a great one on coronationm street with harry sleeping in a deckchair in the streeet annd a gay character whod kissed a sleping man lurking next to harry lustily

its an obscure classic