The Music News/Gossip thread

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it goes with his eyes! .. his closed eyes

I know! we should! or at least get a few songs so we don't get bored from hearing the same song over and over again!

[z]

its a trademark pose

theyll all start doing the new gNARLS bARLEY SONG NOW

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all the cool 80s kids were doing it they'd shake their booties to that you spin me right round like a racket song them close their eyes tightly and make their hands into fists and swing around and around, of course a lot of people got injured because of the drunk teenagers, ohh remember the great 3 year old hissy fit pose war of 1984? sad, sad day!

Gnarls Barkley will be known as the king of coverable songs! and they're lyrics aren't that great either! I can just imagine James Blunt and Gwen Stefani dueting and singing Smiley faces together next year ohhh the horror!

[z]

i could have done it convincingly back then

I BOUGHT THAT jAMES bLUNT CD TODAY ON BEHALF OF A BROADBAND DEPRIVED COLLEAGUE THJOUGH I ASSURE YOU

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ouu ahhh smiley faces what you waiting for ouuu ahh! bananas! you're beautfull!

you are a master at hissy fits after all


yeaaah sure you did was it embaressing in the shop? did the indie shop assistant who works at nme on weekends laugh at you?

[z]

i am

they chased me down the street with violent intentions
i got it online for cred protection

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as all wheeler dealers are

did you buy it at amazon? they keep records of your purcheses you know! make sure no one at Nme hacks into your account! or else you'll have Liam Gallacher branding you a *********z**s*! and be made fun of by Johnny from Razorlight be carefull!

[z]

yes

i know theyll be recommending me blunt cd's for the next 500 years
johnnys insulting skills are very lacklustre so its just the liam jibes i need to prepare myself for

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how shamefull! NME's number one customer bought a James Blunt cd!

and Liam knows about you! you do send him a lot of fanmail (all those pictures of you doing the hissy fit pose ) so he is going to pulvarise you

500 years? 500 cds! oyeeee lets hope not! I hope they find a way to shorten human life from 500 years so I can die early (235 years is perfect) and not have to listen to his songs on the radio and everywhere

[z]

i can argue that that decision makes me nmore daring and cutting edge than any of the bands theyre currently plugging

i send him a box of gifts and flowers on a weekly basis

im trying to cross myself with a tortoise so i can live for 200 years

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Yeah you are too cool for school! whats next dolly parton

He'll use that against you! he'll say your a suck up! he never says that about me and I told him I liked Duran Duran!

be carefull! you might turn into a superhero called Tortoiseman! who'd answers a cry for help and reaches there a year after when they're rebuilding the burnt down school!

[z]

cliff richard was who i was thinking

ive got my eyeliner on right now in duran duran solidarity

id quite enjoy that

[MsWillowRosenberg]

If anyone likes Breaking Benjamin, their new CD comes out August 8th. It features the song 'Diary of Jane'.

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poor Benji I hope he gets fixed! what kind of band are they? Pop Metal, Metal, Alternative, Girl Band?

Kanye "the best" west did a cover song at Lollapalooza! (where the racounters covered crazy) no it wasn't crazy it was Sweet Dreams Which was sung by Aberdonian Annie Lennox, I feel proud

[z]

i wonder if theyre tryinng to break benjamin or if its benjamin himself falling apart

dave stewart is from hackney so i'll fel proud too