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Post by Effulgent on Aug 6, 2006 9:33:56 GMT -5
I hope he gets some help soon! poor guy! he doesn't deserve that! you should! they probably knew that an aberdonian and a hackneyer would talk to each other one day (aka us) so they made the band, the Hackney Aberdeen war of 1845 was terrible! all those poor druggies and wheeler dealers  The Aberdeen Football club is from Aberdeen so I feel extra Proud  |
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Post by z on Aug 6, 2006 9:39:05 GMT -5
if we all get the cd he might feel better  its a miracle anyone lived to tell the tale , the great war as it was known was truly sickening Charlie Nicholas left the Hackney area forr Aberdeen causing the war to reignite in 1988 |
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Post by Effulgent on Aug 6, 2006 9:47:42 GMT -5
yeah support the breaking of Benjy yeah we all know some ancestor that died in that war! may the rest in wheeler dealer druggie heaven in peace! that was horrible! the same year I was born! my parents tell me that a lot of hacknians came limping over to our door and said "awight! three Jerry Lee Lewis cassettes for a paaaaand! 3 foooor a paand" and told us the Limp was just for show, to scare us Aberdonians away  and I cried and I cried! apparently I didn't like Jerry Lee Lewis when I was a baby! not that it was all your fault! we all know Aberdonians started the drugs business in Hackney, it's probably our fault Pete Doherty is in the state he is! sorry for the libertines |
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Post by z on Aug 6, 2006 9:54:10 GMT -5
3 cassettes for a pound in 1988 ? youd be luckty to get 1 cassette for 3 pounds Petes on the mend though im sure you all know thanks to his ena baxter aberdonian broth , its like healthy heroin |
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Post by Effulgent on Aug 6, 2006 10:01:30 GMT -5
it was a tactic by the hackney army, Martine McCutcheon who controlled it back then, decided that we would like cheap jerry lee lewis casettes and then after we said "aye, aye that's nice I like heroin" they would capture us martine was a smart 11 year old! dissapointing for a "MC" though! honestly! I thought you would know this! living in hackney and all! I know! I know! I keep in close contact with him! he takes buses too! I knew Ena! she used to live across the road from us, of course I called her Bambi, as everyone should! but it's great what we are doing for pete! we are saints! |
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Post by z on Aug 6, 2006 10:05:17 GMT -5
her cousin lived 2 doors away from me its true hes run out of cash to keep buying jags saint ena of pitodrie |
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Post by Effulgent on Aug 6, 2006 10:10:20 GMT -5
I hope you gave them a piece of my mind! and said " you're a disgrace to your ancestors! How dear you be a Mc and go to war with Aberdeen! YOU HAVE DISGRACED THE CELTS!! traitorr" and she said "awight!, awight shut up wiwl ya? I'm as hacknian as a bean I is! my ancestors aint from Aberdeen anyway! they're from Crawley! awight, awight!" typical McCutcheon aww! he's great! I went past Pitordrie stadium the other day! to go to the beach for an ice cream! it's nice! |
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Post by z on Aug 6, 2006 12:18:47 GMT -5
she did respond that way and shouted ''cawtneee'' a few times he'll serenade the bus passengers i bet its a great white sandy beach |
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Post by Effulgent on Aug 6, 2006 12:54:13 GMT -5
good to know! it would be horrible if she called her "geeeeeeeeeeeeeoooof!" YEAH "CAN'T STAND YOU NOW!" *pensioners at beggining of bus attack him* yeah it is! and the sea is blue too |
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Post by z on Aug 6, 2006 13:09:20 GMT -5
theyd pinch his cheeks and say hes allright really the sea's grey and black with oil |
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Post by Effulgent on Aug 6, 2006 13:20:47 GMT -5
yeah "you're shouting at us and telling us you hate us, but it's ok really!, since we can't hear you very well" and then he'll write a song about them "ohhhhhh Babyshambels doo woop doo woop this is how we swing, met some old ladies, in a bus wooopeee dee wing" all the oil to make us rich and cover you with! |
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Post by z on Aug 6, 2006 13:39:06 GMT -5
its often adapted to 'you cant stand Me NOW '' SO THEY MIGHT SAY ''AWW NO WE DONT , YOURE A LOVELY LAD '' we run on electricity down south |
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Post by Effulgent on Aug 6, 2006 14:29:47 GMT -5
he always wants praise that man! you also have pollution and rats! don't forget pollution and rats! That Shakira is still at number one I don't understand the appeal of that song, it's still better than Blunties though but I don't like her voice, I don't mind her though  whenever together! Paris Hitmeatonsaisviolentonlyforme is at number 5 with stars are blind ohh I say! and hands by the racounters only made it to 29! Kasabian's new joint "Empire" is number 10 though! |
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Post by z on Aug 6, 2006 14:34:22 GMT -5
we just spread that rumour to stop the highlanders coming here shes got a strange old voice theres no denying people dont seem to buy the follow up singles if the bands album is already out , the racs will cope gOOD WORK kASABIAN BETTER START RACKING UP THE NUMBER 1'S SOON THOUGH |
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Post by Effulgent on Aug 6, 2006 14:40:23 GMT -5
yeah those damn highlanders! not like us sexy grampies! mmmm hmm! tru dat, tru dat! they will! I usually just buy the album too they will! come on Kasabianites! (the groupies!) buy buy buy! see you later! |
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and I cried and I cried! apparently I didn't like Jerry Lee Lewis when I was a baby! 
whenever together!