The Music News/Gossip thread

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yeah he can blend in at the local shelter easily ;P where he hands out 5 pounds notes to all the homeless people like the saint he is

VIVA VIVA HACKNEY ROCCAAAA DUN DUN DUN DUUUN! they have? congrats enjoy your future pub gigs and Myspace adds

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Noel used to autograph big issues for a seller to sell for big bucks

we may start off with such small triumphs but soon we'll be so big theyll bring back totp just to do a 45 minute special on us singing the same song repeatedly

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the day someone tells him that they would have got more if they sold it on ebay than in a pensioner filled street in manchester (only sold for 2p each ) Noel will be crushed!

or have you make random "new" performances on TOTP2 right after the old TOTP clip of the "pass the dutchie" musical youth performance

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with me leading his sycophantic entourage i'll make sure those hurtful words never reach his ears

i'll settle for that im sure theyll show a slade clip too

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poor guy still thinks vietnam never happened and lennon is alive

they had a nice donovan performance the last time I watched it, why must he sound so welsh

a protest song by a not so well known band may get into the top 10 THE LEAD SINGER LOOKS VERY MUCH LIKE TONY, one of those not 100% lookalikes, but still got the look lookalikes like the ones in "double take" or the lookalike award things hosted by dale winton : news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6401299.stm

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and he'll carry on thinking that if i have my way!

he's a scot isnt he

thats a great lookalike i hope he can do the voice
The Ugly Rumours rocked teh original band i mean

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nme awards muse best uk band mcr best international arctic mobkeys best album

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never heard of those artists! the nme are such obsecure indie alternative snobs ARCTIC WHAT?

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they usually pic the most tabloidy types to get the nme a bit of coverage

kelis was arressted for attacking some prostitutes who were actually undercover police

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yeah those MCR are troublemakers! no wonder Kasabian called them weird and dark, getting in the tabloids is weird and dark maaaan

haha, now I have her hit song "Trick Me" in my mind: "Might trick me once, I won't let you trick me twice" poor lass, Nas probably paid for bail, they should making attacking prostitues legal!


I joke but haha poor everyone.

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Kasabian came off as so stupid/backward in those interviews

i want he full details of the case she doesnt come out of it well currently

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ernoldsame said:

kelis was arressted for attacking some prostitutes who were actually undercover police

HAHAHA!

She's just a lil' star, that woman.

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it was in miami too could it get any more dexteresque she could leave the police station in an ice truck maybe

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I love her mugshot, more people should smile when doing it, I love Bill Gate's Mugshot, its like someone just told him Angelina Jolie was in his bedroom, he's like "yeaaaaah wooohoo! this is the best thing thats ever happened to me!"

aww kelis, are you sure you didn't get arrested for your hair?

Police: Singer Kelis arrested for screaming profanities at police
The Associated Press

Singer Kelis was charged early Friday with trying to disrupt a police operation by rushing toward and screaming racial profanities at officers, according to a police report.

Kelis Rogers-Jones, 27, was detained at 4:30 a.m. and charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest without violence, a Miami Beach police arrest report said.

She was released on $1,500 bond hours later, Miami-Dade County jail spokeswoman Janelle Hall said.

The officers were working along a main avenue in the South Beach nightclub district when Kelis started screaming racial profanities at them, the report said.

The report said the officers were talking with a group of men on the street when Kelis rushed toward them, screaming that one of the men in the group was her husband.

Kelis - famous for her 2003 album, "Tasty," and its chart-topping single, "Milkshake" - married rapper Nas in 2005.

According to the report, the officers were questioning the men about two suspected female prostitutes who were spotted in the area. The officers asked Kelis to step away, but the report states that she continued shouting.

She then rushed toward them and had to be restrained by her friends, the report said.

Kelis' "actions caused people walking by to stop and form a crowd. The sidewalk was blocked by the disturbance causing people to walk in the street and cause traffic to stop," the report said.

She calmed down for a few seconds, but then started shouting at the officers and charged them again, the report said.

Kelis resisted arrest while being handcuffed, the report said.

Earlier, a female fan recognized Nas and shouted, "I love you, Nas," according to the report. Kelis allegedly responded by screaming profanities at the woman, police said.

A telephone call placed to Nas' record label Def Jams was not immediately returned after business hours Friday.

Kelis' publicist, Tracy Nguyen, would not comment on the arrest. It wasn't immediately clear if Kelis' had attorney.

Kelis and Nas were seen sitting courtside at an NBA game as the Detroit Pistons played the Miami Heat on Friday night.

www.miamiherald.com/775/story/29145.html

Racial Profanties! waayeeey!

haha Nas was questioned? haha, Kelis just doesn't like to think that her Hubbie might play away, I hope he doesn't, I've always thought of him as one of those rappers who stayed loyal to one girl.

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she looks very pleased

i remember the gates one its like hes thinking '' im finally cool!!! ''

Nas lets his dad sing on his songs so is a loyal cat