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and stop other people from coming in aka you, then as a result ruining his business fantastic!

you'd be very handsome!

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what about his amnesty rights to serve bad apples!

i'd just steal his name and pretend i was part of amnesty ''the picture on the websites a bit grainy ''

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Poor old Anna Nicole Smith

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what a shocker , when the boy died it seemed like she'd be going down a tragic road, but not this fast

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we all managed a "Did you hear about it? terrible, terrible"

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im sure therell be plenty of backtracking by the professional slagger off-ers .

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She had moxy

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she didnt seem to worry about public perceptions the general consensus today was that the 99 year old billionaire got a good deal and she earned that cash

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Yeah, all that companionship and scrabble playing

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he always seemed to be grinning in the pics , his 70 year old son looked less amused

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OCH TO THE AYE! ITS AFF TEH HOLLYROOD AH GOOOO! NA NA NA NA AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE!

In glaswegian that means wayheey election.

So Scottish Parliment and local goverment elections!

First time voting! yipee ka yay!

WARNING OPINIONS ON POLITICAL PARTIES AND STUFFZ AHEAD:

I think I know who I want to vote for, I'm going to have a look at the manifestos again to make sure, I'm not the type to stick with one particular party, I swing both ways, I'm bisexualvoteical... or is that party...cal

I was thinking Lib Dems and I don't want an independant Scotland but some of the SNPs policies be bangin yo, the socialist party was looking hawt (they have a tardis on their leaflet FREE PUBLIC TRANSPORT! HOORAY! we all know the Doctor has passangers on his tardis, thats why we never see the rooms, who wants to see mr and mrs Bimbleton fighting all the way to 31st century Malaga? yeah "lonely emo time lord" my ass!) but they're strongly pro-independance, I can also vote for the BNP, apparently it'll be a protest vote that will tell Labour to wake up! no thanks, I'm fine with any party as long as they don't think I'm scum because I'm apparently not "British" (yes I'm not a citizen of the united kingdom, I R ILLEGAL!)

and the Christian Peoples alliance, haha, Oh CPA I don't think the fact that a man likes sleeping with other men will have any effect on the way he and his partner raises a child... well if its "other men" it might do.. well His Boyfriend doesn't have to know!

Oh come on conservatives! they could have at least had a homeless person on their leaflet, they choose people that look upper class horse owning types "yas yas, my stable is in cheshire, and my driver was the driver for the queen's butler" the candidate for my area looks like a nice guy though, a grandpa with nice glasses meh never really been a convie type of girl, although since its become greenified its looking good.

Labour! haha on tony tones, "I'll tell you when I'm going to resign next week!... no not because of the elections or anything!" again our local possible-msp for labour seems like a nice guy who means well but I don't think I'll vote for them this year.... *Cough*YOU WAR SUPPORTING BUSH LOVERS*Cough*... haha joke, I love you redders.... yeah..sometimes.

The Scottish senior citizens unity party is fantastic! and full of nice cute (as in aww, not as in whistle, whistle) old men, who look like they have pockets full of werther's original.

and lastly:

lolol at the cartoon on the scottish labour website: www.buildingscotland.org/ oh politics, oh alex salmoncod salmond.

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OH STFU SNP FOR BEING POPULAR.

should I go for who I want to vote, or go for Labour so SNP don't the majority vote? ohhh this is the first time I'm voting, but Alex Salmon is a plonk

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Vote for who you think is best at this stage , these are the elections that scare parties before general elections and give them a real idea of how peeople are feeling , be more tacctical when the general election comes round .

alex salmond got into politicss when he met a militant woman in hackney dont let that influence you either way

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But its the Scottish parlimentary elections so if Mr Salmond Cod and his party get enough votes, he'll become the first minister I'm pretty sure their would be a SNP-Lib Dems coalition if the SNP get the majority of the seats because no party is likely to get an overall majority But the Lib Dems have said no to a co of litioning with the SNP, if the SNP do get most of the votes, so yay! I do think SNP will gain seats this year, since support for labour has declined, but that doesn't mean that being independent will solve all our problems mr Salmond Haddock


at the general election I will vote for the Monster Raving Loony Party: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_Monster_Raving_Loony_Party

Dear God, Alex salmond will do anything to get votes: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/6608617.stm #4 snogging a pensioners face off I like #9 The Liberal Beatlecrats, Sir Menzies Campbell is obviously John and the guy at the other end is Nicol Stephen who is the scottish lib dem leader and also my msp he's obviously Pete Best Gordon brown and David cameron are there to, whoever they are

typical, he bashes them english folk at every chance yet he admires Hackney women and speaks their language... of Cockneyish hes always saying "owight, owight, everyfing wiw be owight if we seperate from them evil english folks owight!" he owights all over the place.

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Bbc scotland (which english and welsh folk can get on sky I'm sure BBC News will talk about it though) will be covering the election from 11pm to 6am, I wonder if I should pull an all nighter I know I could just wait till the next day and see who won what seat then, but its more exciting when they announce it live and you keep your fingers crossed like its the lottery and jump up when your party wins a seat.


.... I'm such a geek