Current Affairs

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you should stay up all night watching the news roll in and post every seat result here
its great when a big name gets their seat taken and give a bitter fairwell speech the 97 election was great tv there was a labour mp who was gay and who ousted a tory who'd triied to stay in favour by slagging off the gayness of the labour bloke so in his victory speech he smugly said '' I thank my lovvvvvvvverrrrrr!!!! '' to a big cheer

The Bald Brummies are cooler than the monster ravers
the pensioner vote is a big percentage ! youve got to get them onside somehow Salmond's not even scottish , he just wanted to take over a small country before expanding his evil empire

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12:30 and I'm already tired have to wait till 10am tomorrow to get the results from the western isles think it has something to do with crappy weather

I think I remember that I seem to remember a gay mp getting outed, but the sun does that every tuesday The smug politicians are great, I love the ones that don't win and throw a strop

the lanky liverpudlians are the best!

She looks like she'll be rushing off to that poling station we have a lot of old people here looks like the Scottish senior citizens unity party are going to get a seat here when Ii was at the polling station I had to look twice to make sure I wasn't at a nursing home nope community center, which are basically nightclubs for pensioners

He's from some place called Linlithgow sounds like a village in Wales to me!

JACK MCCONNEL THE FIRST MINISTER FOR SCOTLAND HOLDS HIS SEAT AND IS LOOKING SMUG AND THE SNP CANDIDATE FOR THAT CONSTITUENCY HELD UP A NO Trident replacement SIGN AND THE GUY NEXT TO HER TOLD HER TO STOP IT AND NUDGED HER SO ITS DOWN NOW, YAY DRAMA.. first seat! cor!

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theyve got no phones there and the winds ruining their smoke signals so they have to wait till the sea calms down to go and find out their results

the more obscure mps have fake gay afairs to get some publicity yeah the fairwell speaches are greatly bitter after a defeat

The Scunthorpe scumbags forever!!!

SHE WENT ROUND TO ALL THE VARIOUS PARTIES HEADQUARTERS AND GOT A SMOOCH OFF THEM ALL
did you enjoy your voting moment did you suspect they were trying to spy on who you were voting for ?

HE JUST TOOK ONE OF THE l'S FROM THE FRONT ITS WELSH! ITS LLINLITHGOW
tRIDENT IS THE SUBMARINE ?

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It could be because the e-voting system was a disaster 100,000 votes wasted

NO THE ABERDEEN ALCOHOLICS WILL ALWAYS WIN!

Yeah She told them she was the president of the united states of scottish pensioneria and was a dictator and would tell all the other oldies not to vote for anyone that didn't kiss her

It was good.. ok I still hadn't decided who I want for, well I did, but as I said, I'm not the type to stick with one party, and so I voted for a few (you had to vote for the overall party, then your msp, and then the councillors on the local council ballot paper you could vote for as many Candidates as you wanted, so I gave some lovin to a 2 or 3 parties.)

Yeah I knew those old ladies were going to beat me up if I didn't vote for the pensioners party

apparently it used to called LLITHGOWSTWYTH
Missile launched by submarine according to wikipedia:

The Trident missile, named after the trident, is a submarine-launched ballistic missile (SLBM) which is armed with nuclear warheads and is launched from SSBNs en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trident_missile


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The SNP won and Alex Salmond is being a cockey mccockerson, 47 - SNP, 46 - LABOUR (I think.) ONE OOONEEEE!!!!

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did the carrier pigeons finally bring the results from the western isles ?

ooh you mixed and matched apparentlly there were loads of spoiled paapers

they wont even let you join up for nother 50 years but still want your vote

shortened from the even originaler LLITHGOWSTWYTHelligogogoc

i love those submarines aslong as they stay moored off scotland and the radiations awy from london

he probably nevewr thought he'd see the day

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apparently they were from leeds

They changed the ballot papers and people got confused (I think most of the population of Scotland is made up of pensioners ) also even though the voting system did work, their were a few problems that would have been solved if they were counted by humans, BLOODY MACHINES, THEY THINK THEY CAN DO EVERYTHING!

yeah, they're cruel

apparently everyone there is called "H From Steps.. Jones" but he changed his name to sound more scottish I do love me some salmony fishy tartan

Scotland, Florida? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland%2C_Florida

yeah hes probably pretending that he knew all along he was just in it for the money and the scottishness (aint nothin worse than a welsh man that wants to be a scot )

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i was glad when Scotland took Leeds off our hands

if i ever see a film , where computers threaten our personal liberties , i'll know you stole my idea

i thought shortbread was his middle name

yeah theres no one there to get mutated as its small and unincorporated

theres a long list of such people

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Prince Harry not being allowed to go to war ?
he says its unfair on his pals , bbut him being with them puts them all at greater risk so why be in the army anyway its a can of worms