The Driving School/Club

[z]

that sounds retrospectively true , you can just ask for two houur lessons near the test to practice the manouvers .

[JamesMFan]

fug that, I'll book a week of work and book 23hr a day lessons the week before my test

[z]

those crooks will be adviising that in your 'best interests' anyway

[ScoobyGroupie]

My mum's decided to bring me next tuesday. She was quite busy today.

[z]

is it just a questions based test youre doing or one in a car ?

[ScoobyGroupie]

I'm told it's all just questions that anyone should know. My boyfriend was helping me out by telling me what questions he remembered being on the test and I just kept saying "well, I already knew that!! "

[z]

yeah thats like our one they fancily call it theory but its pretty easy
what a helpful chap

[z]

i saw my driving instructor helping someone else , so flashed a fist of solidarity at him , i put aside my bitterness

[JamesMFan]

A fist of solidarity? Viva La Revolution!

[z]

its a regular thing of mine , combined with a strange conspiratorial grimace .

[z]

i had a motorwayish situation today it was a bit hairy but not too bad

[Effulgent]

you boy racer!

what happened?

[z]

i was thre in what must have been rush hour it was horrible maaan especially as i wasnt really sure where i was going i saw some of the worst places east london has to offfer stratford forest gate and people slag off hackney!
i had a moment of stalling on a roundabout thats the hairy moment somehoww there was nothing arround before i could fix the situation phew
i also saw a car with a personalised number plate with your name

[JamesMFan]

Stalling is great

Our Managing Director is having a personalised plate and she's illegally altering it! Good times!

[Effulgent]

Mrs Effullgent Spike Tennant geneiffer Hunt?

cheer up, at least you didn't have to go to chingford or dagenham

oh rush hour can be horrible with only scott mills (being a less funny chris moyles) with chappers (making comments every other minute and being the best thing about the show) on Radio 1 as company and you turn to radio 4 and a very bland uncharistamtic Dj starts reading some random story about a housewife who considers suicide but decides to bake a cake instead or a story about a farmer who grows a potato and it starts talking to him and he thinks "am I mad? In a coma? or in a alternative universe where potatoes talk?" what fantastic stories!... anyway yeah rush hour can be horrible

oh Roundabouts are scary I'm glad you're ok I think I'd drive right over the roundabout if I started driving if I got nicked I'd say "I'll have you know this is where I park my car everyday to get to work! this roundabout is the property of Burger King!"